Noches latinas tetas grandes - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by Beck

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The Noches Latinas Tetas Grandes means the Latin Nights Big Tits and that is what you get with these. They are super realistic breast that can be motor boated, penetrated, titty fucked, slapped, licked, and much more. They can add a third to your sex life without adding in all the extra issues. They are made of a highly porous material, so using safety precautions is recommended. The penetrative hole is textured for extra pleasure. So, who wants to play with some BOOBIES?
Realistic, penetrative, boobies, and versatile usages.
Porous material, high maintenance, and bulky for storage.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Warning this review is going to have graphic realistic images of the product reviewed.

The Noches Latinas Tetas Grandes or the Latin Nights Big Tits (in English) are realistic breast with a penetrative hole. This is a toy designed for those who love breast, so they can be enjoyed by men and women, however they are designed to be penetrated, so they are more for those with a penis, however a non penis owner could use a dildo with a condom on it to protect the material. Anyway you can think of the play with actual boobs these can be used the same way. You can lick them, smack them, get a motor boat, titty fuck them, or penetrate the hole.

These are heavy and require being held or laying on a flat surface in order to be used. They are meant to be both visually stimulating and physically as well. These breast can be enjoyed by couples who want to play with breast together without adding in extra drama, two males with the penetrative hole being long enough and having two openings,or solo by men or women.

Material / Texture

These breast are made of UR3 or Ultra realistic 3.0, which is a mixture of PVC and silicone. It has a safety rating of a two because it is extremely porous and attracts dirt and lint which might be difficult to clean, since boiling or sterilizing can't be done, but it is latex free and phthalates free as well. It is recommended that you use a condom with this material, because it can harbor bacteria, but if you want to play with the breast orally you should use a dental damn. UR3 does have a sweet smell to it that never goes away, but it is not overwhelming or sicking, however it could be a con for some. The taste of the material is faint to none as well. The material can also be ripped or torn easily, so you will want to be careful with it. The feeling to the material is stretchy, squishy, and somewhat realistic minus the warmth feeling of real breast.

There is a single penetrative orifice with two openings. The texture inside of the penetrative orifice is rippled. This is to provide a more realistic feeling to the opening that would be similar to the vagina, but these ripples are create suction for the penis' pleasure. There is also some bumpy texture to the nipples for a more realistic look.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

These are definitely realistic, so you will want to keep them stored somewhere discreetly. They are rather huge too, they are 9" by 9" and weight 9 lbs (according to product page.) I took measurement using this site and came to the conclusion that these breast are a 26 B. They are relatively average size, but the breast are fuller that B cup, however proper measurements can't be taken since this is not the whole torso.

This is breast on part of a torso, which the top is at the arm pits and the bottom is stopped at the waist. This is like a plaque of realistic breast. On the side at the top and bottom are an orifice for you to penetrate. The penetrative orifice is 9" long and unstretched 2" circumference, but it can handle up to my knuckles which is 7" circumference(2.25" diameter.) The orifice is designed to fit most penis sizes. The breast are more than a handful and extremely firm. They jiggle and bounce if you make them. The two breast are made even more realistic, because they are not the same size, shape, and the nipple placement is slightly off, but they look very close. The color of this flesh tone is marked as beige, but it is much more Caramel colored.

This would not be easy to travel with at all, mostly due to the weight and size. If you are traveling via personal transportation you will be fine, but this might not go over well in your suitcase at the airport.

Care and Maintenance

These breast need to be cleaned before and after every use. The should be cleaned with warm warm and antibacterial soap, however the orifice will be difficult to clean. You will need to rinse it out thoroughly by dragging it into the sink. After it has dried somewhat you will want to dust it in cornstarch to protect the material.

These should be stored in the original plastic container or a Ziploc bag, but I am sticking with the container since it is well made for this. This is bulky, so the toy needs plenty of room in a cool dark place.

UR3 is not compatible with silicone or oil based lubes, so only water based lubes. Be sure to check your condoms and make sure they are water based lubes on them as well. If you use a dildo to penetrate these be sure to cover the dildo with a condom, since the porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials, so a condom is the best way to avoid this. If you want to play with the breast orally be sure to use a dental dam.


The box is not discreet and should be wrapped if gifting.

Personal comments

Stay tuned for my video. My husband has agreed to do one this weekend, hopefully. Should be uploaded Monday. Thank you for reading.


This is our first realistic toy and our first UR3 toy as well. We thought for sure this toy was going to smell horrible, but it isn't that bad. I think I had more fun playing with the breast while my husband used these breast than my partner did just using them. He is stubborn and prefers actual intercourse or his hand to any toy. But at least I like them. As a large chested women myself I love to play with boobies and smack them around, this allows me to do this without having to worry my husband might run away with them. I am not sure we will have another toy like this again, but I am not opposed to the idea.
Follow-up commentary
These really weren't for us. They sit in a box and get pulled out more for gags. It's fun thing to shock guests with. They just aren't our thing though.
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    Thanks for the review very useful.
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    You are welcome.
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