Mood pleaser thin - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by NastyNed

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Definitely Did Not Please My Mood...or my member

In conclusion I would not recommend this product to a friend. I'm all about using toys and having fun but the Mood Pleaser just didn't satisfy me in the least bit. It felt uncomfortable and unnatural. Even with an abundance of lube the toy did not operate smoothly. It tugged on skin and hair that were in very sensitive areas. I will say this though, after struggling to get this rubber death trap off my penis- the sex that followed never felt better!
Comfortable grip, smooth interior, easy to clean, flexible, and stretchable.
Way too tight, did not feel like the real thing, hard to get on and off.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The UR3, or Ultra Realistic 3.0, Mood Pleaser is a pocket pussy used for masturbation. This product is used by stretching the sleeve until it tightly fits around your penis. Be sure to use a water-based lubrication only when using this product. I got the "thin" size so I had to use an abundance of lube just to get the darn thing on. You then begin sliding the toy up and down to stimulate arousal. Mood Pleaser can be used alone or with a partner.

I was highly disappointed in this product. Maybe I ordered the wrong size or maybe I just get too much pussy, but it did not feel like the real thing- not one bit. Even with an abundance of lube, it was just way too tight. That being said, this sleeve would probably be best suited for those with a smaller than average penis circumference.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The UR3 Mood Pleaser is very flexible, stretchable, has a smooth tunnel, and contains a comfort grip. The outside of the product is ribbed which allows for an easier grip and maximum control. It measures 5 inches long and 2 inches wide. The UR3 is extremely durable and can be cleaned after use by simply applying soap and water then patting down the product with a dry towel. What's great is that this product is open-ended so you can turn it inside out to clean. It smells, tastes, and feels like rubber. The material is very soft and flimsy yet thick enough to hold its' shape.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I like the design because it has a comfortable grip along the sides as well as a smooth interior. The one thing I didn't like was the overall tightness or grip of the product. My penis is around 7 inches long so I'm no John Holmes, but this Mood Pleaser did not satisfy my urges in the least bit.

I know what you're thinking, "dude how can you not like the feel of a super tight orifice". I love tight vagina as much as the next guy but this product does not feel anything like a real vagina. It felt like someone was violently trying to strangle my penis when I attempted to use this product. I didn't even get excited when my own girlfriend used the product on me simply because it felt unnatural and uncomfortable. The toy tugged on my penis skin (even with half a bottle of lube) and pulled hair out of places I didn't even know I had hair. I would honestly prefer to masturbate using my own hand instead of using this product.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

The one good thing I can say about this product is that it's small, convenient, and has a simple design. It doesn't make any noise or vibrate. It does not require any batteries or charge up time. It can be used pretty much anywhere as long as you have a little "me time". It is very easy to clean because all you need to do is wash it with soap and water after use then pat it down with a dry towel. It can also be easily stored and is travel friendly.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

This product requires minimal maintenance. It is very easy to clean because there is no texture to the inside of the product and it can be turned inside out to ensure it’s completely cleaned. All you need to do is wash it with soap and water after use. After washing the toy be sure to pat down the product with a dry towel.

I would also recommend cleaning or dusting the product with cornstarch from time to time just to prevent the material from getting sticky. The box recommends that you keep the product away from other toys when it's not in use. It also recommends that you keep the product in a cool, dry place.

Lastly, the UR3 material is porous so if you are sharing the toy, you’ll want to use a condom every time.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The product came in a neat little box that highlighted the features of the toy. However, the instructions were not very thorough. It did list how to clean the product; it also said not to store the product with other toys when it's not in use, and to keep the product in a cool, dry place. But as for the actual instructions on how to use the product.... non-existent. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to use this toy but I just thought they would show a diagram so I could make sure I was putting it on the right side.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
I tried giving this product a second chance but did not have much luck. It has been sitting under the bed for quite some time now. Truth be told, I think I ordered the wrong size.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Breas
    Great review! Sorry to hear you didn't like the sleeve though : ( You'd probably be better off with one that isn't labelled, "thin". I laughed really hard when I read this part: "It felt like someone was violently trying to strangle my penis". My partner has experienced this quite a few times in the past because he has quite a bit of girth. Anyway, excellent review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the great review.
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    Great job! Sorry this didn't work out
  • Pixel
    Eep! Sorry that this didn't work out for you! I had planned on buying this for my bf, but now I think I'll pass. Thanks for the review!
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    Thank you for the review! Shame it didn't turn out well for you
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