Big man masturbator - masturbator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Ninebillionman

I'm sorry it's taken me so long, I've only had this toy for a month and I've been waiting for it to get better... and I'm still waiting. The Big Man Masturbator by Doc Johnson is the worst male masturbator I have ever used. Granted, I may not have the most extensive knowledge of different types of toys, but this one flat-out does not work. Let me elaborate.

First of all, the claim that this toy is for ‘big men’ is probably about as far from the truth as possible. In no way do I consider myself to be excessively endowed, if you will, but I am definitely not small either. This toy was extremely, and painfully tight. Not only that, but the way the toy is designed forces the toy off. It won't stay on unless you forcefully hold it on, and it is not a pleasant feeling. I actually had bruising after I used this toy! No matter how much lube was used, it didn't make a difference.

So I decided to try something. I turned it inside out (no easy feat), and left it that way for a while, hoping that would help loosen it up a little bit. Well it kind of did the trick and made the experience a little bit better, but that also compromises the integrity of the toy. It didn't take long for the toy to start ripping along a seam and shortly there after, the toy finally gave way completely. Needless to say, I wasn't sad; I wasn't sad that the toy was gone, but I was disappointed at the lack of satisfaction I received from this toy.

Take this advice and find yourself a better toy. I would suggest the Head Honcho male masturbator from Doc Johnson: Same brand but entirely different quality. You can read the review here for the toy here, a far better value than the ‘Big Man Masturbator’.

In all honesty, it wasn't a good toy. It died really fast, which wasn't a heartbreaking loss, and really was more pain than it was worth.