Fatty patty doll - female love doll by Pipedream - review by rubberjack69

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Fatty Patty was fun for a time...one time that is

The Fatty Patty love doll is (or should I say was) inflatable and fun. Once inflated, she was ready to go. Unfortunately, she is not very durable. After one use, she sprung a leak. As a result, I had to rate this toy much lower than I would have (because of the durability). Given the projected cost of this toy (almost $33), there may be better options out there.
Easy to inflate, smooth, can simulate sex with a woman
Not durable, expensive
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Fatty Patty sex doll is used for pretty much what you might think...sex! Overall, this doll was pretty good at this use, given that there are three "love tunnels" to choose from:

The mouth,

the pussy,

and the ass.

The idea of using an inflatable sex doll is pretty basic. Just follow these steps.
Step one: Inflate the doll
Step two: Find a "love hole" (in the doll)
Step three: Have your way with said opening.
With that being said, having sex with an inflatable love doll can be fun and challenging at the same time.
While an inflatable love doll is usually large enough that you could climb on top of it and do it missionary style, keep in mind that it is essentially full of air. Therefore, it has no weight to speak of, which means you really have to hold it in place while you have fun. Another approach might be to lie on your back and allow said "love doll" to ride you (with your assistance of course). This becomes challenging because most love dolls, once inflated, are pretty much set in the laying down position.


This love doll is pretty much good to go for any guy that wants a romp in the hay with a plastic girlfriend at least once.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material of this love doll is pretty much as described, vinyl(PVC). Think about a pool toy or beach ball. Overall, it is very smooth. Now when I first unboxed her, there was a significant odor, but it was no stronger than that of a new shower curtain. After she was inflated, the odor was very mild. As stated before, the doll was very smooth on the inside and outside. The texture could be for beginners or advanced users just so long as you like plastic.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of this love doll is pretty much the same as most others. However, Fatty Patty is supposed to be a "jumbo" love doll, and having much experience with inflatable love dolls, I found that this one was not much larger than any others I've had. Seeing as how she was modeled after a larger woman, her boobs were definitely much bigger than your typical inflatable love doll. The doll actually stands almost 5 feet tall, and it is a little wider than most love dolls. Even though this one is a larger love doll, I found the love openings to be a little restrictive, especially the mouth opening. My penis is average girth, but I really had to force it into the mouth opening, and it barely fit. The anal and vaginal openings were snug but not overly so, like the mouth. If you are an average guy, penis wise, you should have no problem with this doll. If you have a really large cock, don't plan on playing with this doll. When the doll is inflated, it's not exactly easy to store or hide. Seeing as how it is an "inflatable" doll, you can let the air out, and it will fit into a relatively small space, even a suitcase. When the TSA examines your suitcase, it will be pretty obvious what (or who) you're traveling with.
    • Beginner
    • May be too tight for some

Functions / Performance / Controls

Since the inflatable love doll is vinyl, and pretty much a sealed unit, it can be considered waterproof. On the other hand seeing as how it is vinyl, it does squeak a bit when you use it. Unfortunately, it only lasted for one use for me. I was able to finish my "activities" with my inflatable FWB, but I noticed that one of the seams had given way afterword. Even though the company was kind enough to provide a patch, the seam that gave way was in one of the openings (maybe they were smaller than originally described). She could not be repaired, and I had to send her to the great inflatable orgy in the sky.
    • Easy to use
    • Not durable

Care and Maintenance

As mentioned above, I have quite a bit of experience with inflatable love dolls. This is mostly due to the fact that I have a plastic and vinyl fetish, which means I really enjoy the feel and smell of vinyl (raincoats, love dolls, inflatable pool toys). With that being said, I have had to maintain my inflatable love dolls and clean them up after a sex session. Cleaning an inflatable love doll can be challenging. Unlike a real woman when you ejaculate inside of her, she does not absorb said ejaculate. Obviously, this has to be cleaned out. Now the only real way I have found to clean out my "essence" from inside an inflatable doll is to use a hand held showerhead. This way, you can actually rinse out the inside of the cavities. This is actually even easier if you unscrew the showerhead and use the little hose that the showerhead screws onto. Without a hand held showerhead, getting water or a wash rag or something inside the cavity to clean it out is very difficult. Once the cavities are cleaned out, they can be left to dry. The doll can be deflated and stored relatively easily. Unlike latex, vinyl is pretty compatible with any lube you choose, be it water based or oil based.
    • Hard to clean


The toy is packaged well enough. The doll is placed in a plastic bag, which is then placed in a box. The box is not very discreet. Now the picture on the box of actual item listing, fatty-patty-doll, doesn't quite do it justice. The box that mine was sent in had a pretty cute girl printed on it.

box front

box rear
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


I enjoyed my (one time) fun with Fatty Patty. I don't know if it's allowed, but you can watch part of our fun together on X-tube (warning: explicit). J and Patty
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Beck
    I totally checked out your video! NICE lol!
  • Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics
  • SJ88
  • DiamondKoala
    Awesome review. Thanks a lot for the help.
  • curious kitten
    great review.
  • unfulfilled
    Congrats on being in the weekly roundup.
  • VioletMoonstone
    This is probably the most entertaining review I've ever read on here. lol. Good job!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Roll me in flour and you'll find my wet spot? lol
  • Antipova
    Totally not the average review of a blow-up doll---it's really cool to hear from someone with a lot of experience that has preferences to express! Also, I think "the great inflatable orgy in the sky" is the only euphemism for heaven that has even remotely made it sound like a place I want to go. Well done!
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