Monique Alexander UR3 pocket pussy - realistic vagina discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by romstomp

The Monique Alexander Pocket Pussy is a small sized realistic vagina. It is made in a way that allows it to lie on a flat surface and simulate the missionary position, but is small enough that it can double as a handheld masturbation device as well.

This pocket pussy features a dual vaginal and anal entry that merge into the ribbed inner canal. It also features a hole in the rear of the toy that allows for smooth travel as your penis strokes through it. You can cover this hole with a finger to increase the suction effect.

The bottom of this toy has a suction cup effect that helps to keep it in place while using in the missionary position.

Monique's pussy and ass are made from a Porous Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3) and Antibacterial Sil-A-Gel material free from Latex and Phthalates. It provides an experience that simulates the natural feel of a woman's naughty bits. Monique has a ribbed inner chamber to provide extra stimulation while you thrust, or stroke yourself to climax.

Most of the UR3 and Sil-A-Gel based products I have used in the past have a pretty strong odor. I have noticed that it smells like baby powder and vanilla. I was pleased that this particular UR3 product had a lighter odor than I would normally expect. It has started to diminish futher with each cleaning, but does still linger.

This Pocket Pussy is molded from Vivid Contract Star Monique Alexander's genitals, and features a dual Vaginal and Anal entry hole and a rear exit hole. Very realistic in look and feel, and I find it to be as eye-pleasing as artificial female anatomy can be. The design of this product seems to be made for flat surfaces, but is compact and sturdy enough to use as a standard, although awkward handheld stroker.





The size of the inner canal is where my opinion becomes less flattering. The dual entry canal makes vaginal about 4 inches and anal depth about 5 inches. When preparing for this review I used both entries, and found that the angle needed to insert your penis into the vagina and stroke is made slightly awkward by the anal opening and made me have to tilt at a slightly downward angle. The anal opening is more of a straight line, and was easier to work with.



Since Monique is a disembodied pussy and ass combo it does not lend itself to discretion, but is compact enough that it would probably travel well.

*Side Note: The paint used to make the lips of the vagina pink fades to a more fleshy color after the first couple of cleanings.

The noise level during use varied depending on position and speed. While it was flat on my desk the sounds were mostly of the squishy variety, and while lying in bed and sitting on the couch were more of a hollow sucking sound, the faster I stroked the louder it became.

The bottom of this toy is made in a way that creates a suction cup effect for better stability, and while it can be used in water, I would advise against tub play.

UR3 is a very porous material and should be thoroughly cleaned with a mild antibacterial soap and water The excess water can be blotted dry with a cloth, you should allow it to air dry completely before storing.

If you would like to keep the toy feeling soft and dry during storage, powdering it with cornstarch can help.

Since UR3 is so porous, sharing is not recommended. If you do share make sure a Condom is worn every time.

Monique comes wrapped in a plastic bag and packaged in a very non-discreet cardboard box. The box is decorated both front and back with a large image of Monique Alexander and an uncensored image of the toy itself. Material information is clearly printed on the box, and while the Box can be used for storage, I store mine in a Ziploc bag.






A folded one page booklet on cleaning and care is included, but is not item specific and contains general care directions that are intended for a wide range of UR3 products.

I really like the look and feel of this pocket pussy and was excited to unwrap, relax, and enjoy some me time, unfortunately I did not have as good a time as I hoped I would. Finding a level surface at a good height for missionary was difficult and forced me to enter at some odd angles. Sitting down and lying on my back was easier but gripping the sides of the product can be difficult when lubed up. The depth of the toy is disappointing, I was only able to get a little more than half of my penis inside the canal, and could not get enough of a full thrust or stroke to really enjoy myself.