I have long been trying to convince my husband to try a masturbation toy since I love all mine. He finally relented and we ordered this product.

First of all, the description given relevant to size is completely erroneous. My husband is not overly endowed but has a thick girth. After almost 20 minutes of just trying to fit him into the sleeve, it only took a few minutes more for him to start complaining it was too tight and, therefore, painful. So using it in conjunction with any other toy that has interchangeable sleeves was out the window.

The vibrating egg included was not assembled and without instructions that were explanatory or helpful. It was in several pieces and had no diagram for the correct order to assemble the pieces. I struggled trying to figure it out for over an hour. I finally got it assembled, but had no power. As it turned out, I had assembled it wrong, resulting in breaking a plastic piece necessary to the lock mechanism. We never did get the egg working. By the time we gave up, we were so frustrated that the mood was pretty much gone. Not to mention the "I told you so" looks coming from my husband.

We ended up giving the sleeve and egg to a friend of ours who stated he might be able to figure out how to assemble the egg. We were at least hoping to be able to use it for other toys we have since the batteries were interchangeable and it wasn't a "throw away" type of egg. Even as thin as his girth was, he complained of constriction where the sleeve was concerned.

All in all, this product was a complete waste of money for us. The only thing we got out of owning it was learning my husband's actual girth.

I just realized I hadn't written this followup review because I had forgotten all about this product.

First of all, Dan never could get it around himself. He is not overly endowed by any means, but he can boast of having a little-better-than-average girth. It was advertised to fit an average man. If Dan's not average, I don't know how the human race made it. So, the lesson learned here was to make sure you know your measurements. I guess this is good in any aspect of apparel, but assumably, like us ladies, you men know your size.

In conclusion, I don't even know where it is. It was so unimpressive that I don't know if I gave it away or chucked it in the trash.

TIP #1: Measure before Pleasure