The Humping Hazard

I had high hopes for this toy and I thought that it could have unleashed some new desires but this was not the case. I give this toy a thumbs down.
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Pros
Smooth texture
Cons
Not stretchy enough
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Today, I received the "Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator". As soon as my lady came home today, I was excited to use this new toy with her. She saw it from a distance and she thought that it was a hummingbird. I will admit that this toy looked very odd and I knew from opening the box that it was going to be a tough time for me to fit into the opening. Please take into account that I did try my best to fit into here. It seems more of a toy for beginners and the style and fit was totally off. This is not made for a man who is well endowed. If you are over 6 inches in circumference, you will have some problems, unless of course you can handle something extremely tight around your penis. The clitoral stimulator part seemed to stab my lady in the wrong spot. I had to make sure that I was not all of the way hard just to be able to try to fit into it and to try it to see if she could get any stimulation. The placement was wrong and the pointy tongue felt like a knife. She mentioned that this was one of the most unpleasurable toys that she had ever experienced.

  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mutual stimulation

Material / Texture

The smell of this product was like most rubber toys that you receive. It was relatively hot so once I opened the box, the rubber smell was very strong. I washed it immediately with some adult toy cleaner just like the box suggested, but some of the smell still lingered. The texture is very smooth with no ridges. It sort of reminds you of a rubber ducky that is in the bath tub. I actually tolerated the texture well. It is relatively stretchy, just not enough for my girth. It is beige in color and the control is more of an off white color.

    • Light odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I think that many women may have problems with the tip of the clitoral stimulator because it is too pointy and narrow. I thought of trimming down the tongue on the tip just for her. There is no adjustment for this feature so this makes it a lose/lose situation, especially when you pair it with a well endowed male. The length of the toy is about 5 inches long and almost 2 inches at its widest point. The tongue tip of the toy comes up 2 inches from the base and the anal nub is 1 inch from the base. It doesn't quite reach the points for either party. There is also a nub that sticks out and is supposed to be used for anal pleasure on the female. Again, this was a miss, it didn't quite hit the spot. I will go out on a limb and say that if you are under 6 inches in diameter and your partner needs quite a bit of intense clitoral stimulation, this may possibly work out for you. If you can not fit into those categories than I suggest that you buy another toy with similar features.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Only fits on penis shaft
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

The control is very easy to manipulate and it is pretty self explanatory. The box came with no instructions but it was easy to figure out. The control takes 2 double A batteries ( which are not included ) and it has a slide function on the actual compartment which makes it easy to open and shut, it has a wire that reaches about 31 inches long from the control to the toy. The dial function goes from Off to "S". It does include multi-speeds. The control is lightweight, considering that it has the weight of only 2 double A batteries inside. The casing/battery housing is basic of the basic. It is not the best made, but I wouldn't say that it was the worst that I have experienced. The battery housing/control is a little shy of 4 inches long and a little shy of 1 and a half inches wide. The vibrations at top speed are a medium to medium high level. Nothing over the top and not too noisy.

    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy should be washed thoroughly when you first receive it with an adult toy cleaner and warm water before and after each use. Absolutely Do NOT let the battery/control pack get wet. If you aren't going to be using the product for some time, then take out your batteries and store in a cool, dry place.

Packaging

The toy arrived in a small box that is 5 and a half inches tall and 3 inches wide. Inside of the box, the toy was packaged in a clear plastic wrapper. The box had a picture of the product and it says "Tickle and Tingle your lover and she will want no other". The actual picture can be described as a bear, beaver , or other type of animal. We have another toy that has a description of a bear and it looks almost identical. I am sure that you could come up with your own opinion.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

If I had a chance to buy this again, I would not. In my opinion, this toy just did not meet my expectations.

Experience

My lady chuckled and mentioned that she would try any toy before this one.
Follow-up commentary
I gave this toy one more chance after doing a video review on it tonight and once again, it did not meet my expectations. We tried to manipulate it so it would work and we had no luck.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Undead
    maybe I'm weird, but the one end looks like a beaver. Anyway, good first review.
  • Contributor: Yummybite
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: Big&Bald
    It actually looks like a bear, but from a distance, my lady thought that it looked like a hummingbird.
  • Contributor: Bex1331
    Thanks for the review! It was very through, great for a first review!
  • Contributor: PassionQT
    Well done, awesome job!
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Ahhh, a bear. I was thinking a beaver as well. Sorry this didn't work out for either of you. Congratulations on your first review and welcome to EF.
  • Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX
    Extremely GREAT review!
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
    Awesome first review! Welcome to EF!
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    I hate that this was such a bummer for you guys
  • Contributor: Fluke
    What a mess. You aren't supposed to jab at a woman's clit, that'll get you smacked. You are supposed to use your tongue and go up and down or use your fingers and go in a circular motion.

    Very indepth review, I hope you do more!
  • Contributor: CountryPrincess
    Thanks so much for the review!! Looks kinda iffy to me
  • Contributor: Lucifer the Cat
    High quality photos!
  • Contributor: Akikaze
    Woot! Great Review.
  • Contributor: Mrs.Tee
    Very in depth review thanks!!!
  • Contributor: srexom
    thanks for your review.
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