Vicky Vette MILF pussy and ass - realistic vagina by Doc Johnson - review by Kinky Skier

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The Vicky Vette MILF pussy and ass was a fun toy, especially if you're looking for a very realistic pussy and ass setup for multiple holes to wildly bang to your hearts content. It is a heavy duty piece made of realistic UR3 material, making it hyper realistic, even to the point of spanking it! Though it has a strong odor and is difficult to clean, it was still quite a wild ride!
Realistic, heavy duty, two holes in one
Smelly, hard to clean, hard to store, hard to hide
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Vicky Vette MILF pussy and ass is a realistic silicone pussy and ass set up meant for solo exploration and masturbation. The device is designed to suction to a flat surface to keep it from moving. It is quite grippy and heavy, so moving around it not a problem at all. Since it is free-standing, you can fuck till your heart's content without using your hands.

This is a great toy for anyone looking for the "full package" in masturbation, or if you're looking for a realistic pussy, or seeing what it might be like to have anal sex.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Screwing
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Counter top
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The Vicky Vette MILF pussy and ass is made of Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3) silicone, an ultra realistic material designed to mimic real skin. I have used other toys made of this material, but this is by far the most realistic example I've seen this material used. Its large size gives the UR3 the heft that is needed to fool the eye, making it seem very real. I was indeed impressed. Just smacking it, you immediately believe your smacking a butt cheek!

The UR3 is a plush, soft, skin like material. Its interior texture is also realistic feeling, making it great for all users.

UR3 has an odor, and it does bother me. I have never been a fan for this reason, and this product is no exception. But, the design does tend to make up for it.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of the Pussy and Ass setup is nice. Imagine a chick, or MILF in this scenario, holding her legs up, playing with her clit with one hand, pussy and ass completely exposed. That is exactly what you see. The pussy and ass aren't exceptionally tight, I would say average, which was a bummer, I wish the asshole was a bit tighter.

This toy is NOT easy to hide, and therefor NOT easy to travel with. It is a large, heavy hunk of rubber. ha ha! But really, it is...
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of UR3, meaning it is very porous and therefore difficult to clean, susceptible to absorbing other materials dyes, and unable to be used with any other lube than water based ones. It is hard to clean, I would suggest using a mild soap and warm water after each use and storing it in a clean, dry place by itself when not is use.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


The Vicky Vette MILF pussy and ass was a fun toy to use. I am totally into anal sex, but haven't ever tried it with my wife, or any other woman for that matter. It was a ton of fun seeing my dick enter an ass, with her vagina just chillin' like " Hey what? Where are you going?"

Ha ha ha, it was hot!
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  • Tuesday
    Nice review. Very fun to read.
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Good review, thanks!! I've been debating surprisng D with one of these, to see what he thinks. Just for the experience lol
  • jackieb3301
    Good review. I have been looking to find something to get my hubby as a suprise.
  • FullMetalLegend
    This makes a great gift! I got it and it just keeps on giving!
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