Big boob paradise love doll by Pipedream - review by Cinnamon Chambers

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If you ever wanted to make love to a pool float

The Big Boob Paradise Love Doll is a great choice for a first time blow up toy, for parties or an inflatable female companion. She beats talking to a volleyball for a year because she has limbs, openings if you get bored, and of course the all important nipples.
Fun, comes with a repair kit.
More of a gag gift, than for hard core self pleasure.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The big boob paradise love doll is a very funny gift for a party, or an interesting flotation device, but that it about it. The box has a beautiful model on the cover that has amazing breasts. I couldn't wait to see what the doll inside looked like so I could buy her some clothes and ship her off to Iraq. The plastic bag that holds the doll in the box reads "To avoid suffocation, keep plastic bags away from babies and children. So do not use in cribs, carriages or playpens". So remember, this blow up doll is for you not your children.

Mrs. Flossie (Big Boob Paradise Love Doll), smells and feels like a vinyl pool toy. The valve to inflate her is on her back. She is flesh colored with a printed head. Her nipples are bright red, but very pointy. Her mouth opening and vagina are the hottest of hot pink. Her ass is just flesh toned. Her hair is black and her lips are bright red. She looks like what a blow up doll should. Flossie is a little under five feet tall, and is very skinny. She will be shopping in the children's section of the store without a doubt. Her boobs are the biggest part of her, but they are far from realistic or comfortable to suck. When you do taste her there is a very chemical hint to her skin that tends to linger. There is nothing like pool toy breath early in the morning!

The openings for penetration are about 2 inches around, and not hardly four and a half inches deep. Fucking her would be a chore to say the least. Around her openings are sharp edges and seams to the material. These would hurt and might be all I could feel, if I had more than a silicone penis. She does include a patch kit, if she does somehow get injured in the act.

Flossie will do exactly what I wanted her to do. She will keep my husband and his friends company for a year in Iraq. She is fun for me and will continue to be fun for them, even if she is as loose as a goose. Flossie's flight leaves Friday, and she is excited to go. Now I have to go out and get her some decent clothes for when she meets her new roommates!
I had so many laughs inflating and deflating Flossie to give her a test run. She is great for a gag or party. I can't wait to see the pictures I get back of her in action!

A small pocket pussy could possibly be inserted in her openings to improve the feeling of fucking Flossie. I could get one inserted but, when I tried using a dildo with it, the pocket pussy pulled out of her as I did. With a human doing the deed, it might be a little easier.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Gary
    Why do I never think to taste-test the toys I review? Smile That is a really cool idea, to send this doll as a sort of mascot! I bet you are going to get a lot of hilarious pictures of her in sent back to you.
  • Sammi
    You'll definitely have to post pix you get back Smile
    Good review!
  • Mamastoys
    Can't wait to hear the reports!! Hope you got her dressed appropriately before her flight!
    Good review!
  • Viv
    Oh certainly waiting to see how this goes over! Hope she arrives safely and ready! Smile
  • Tuesday
    What a fun review!
  • I Want It Now.
    I literally laughed out loud when reading this review. Hope your husband had fun with her!
  • TinyTease
    "So remember, this blow up doll is for you not your children." LMAO Great review.
  • Crystal1
    Hope she is having fun overseas! Also, I am now considering renaming my house "Big Boob Paradise."
  • iwantyouwantingme
    Fantastic review. Thank you for sharing the warning label, Loved it!
  • Chris15461
    thanks for the review
  • Rey
    thx for sharing! haha looks like a good time!
  • spiced
    Thanks for a wonderful, informative--and hilarious--review!
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