Dick plumper thickening cream by Topco Sales - review by Josmoseph

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In a way I feel like it worked!!!

With the economy the way it is when a product does not perform as expected it casts a doubt on anything else that company might say or sell. As for Eden I am so proud that you do these reviews so people have an honest evaluation of things before they buy them. As for Adam and Eve... Not so great right now.
Average toy lube if your by yourself and not allergic to menthyl.
Not what is probably expected
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Dick Plumper and Thickening cream... What is in a name? I must begin by saying that maybe I was expecting too much. On the other hand, maybe I was expecting something it never claimed to provide. So let me explain how it is that I think it may have worked.

When I first received the package I opened it and was surprised at the lack of information on using it. The instructions are "Apply Liberally to Desired Area." Again, most people would know from the name what the desired area is. that is not a mystery. But here are some of the question a person might have.

Apply how long before having intercourse? I mean one of the main ingredients in this stuff is menthyl. And man can you smell it when you put it on. It almost smelt like the old Ben-gay my dad use to use for sore muscles. And while I am here let me also suggest if you decide to have your wife apply this be sure and tell her not to rub any sweat from her eyes while having sex. Yeah, you get the picture. Listening to "Oh my God that burns." is not a great turn on believe me.

Another question you might consider is, “Use how often?” Should you do this just as your getting ready to have sex or several times during the day to prepare?

What is this stuff suppose to do? This could be a question for some. If your expecting to rub this on and your cock grow three inches you might do just as well with an old Aladdin's lamp. In fact, the lamp may even work better. Rub the lamp, rub your cock, rub the lamp, rub your cock. At least the rubbing might cause it to grow a little.

I will say the menthyl in the product does seem to cause it to draw blood to the area. Nevertheless, it does not make it any bigger than before. It just makes you semi-hard. Big deal.

So I began by saying that I believe this goop may have worked. So here is how that is true. I now feel like a giant six-foot dick for even thinking this might work.
Follow-up commentary
As a follow up to the original review I want to say I have tried the various suggestions given to me by those that have read the review and decided to offer ideas on its use.

I must say that I still find it to be less than what you may expect. I wish I could say that it made me 12 inches long and as big around as a roll of salami... but it did not.

But I do thank Eden for allowing me to try it and comment on it. What a great company of people you are.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Gary
    I apologize in advance here for my bad short term memory. I just recently read a review of a desensitizing cream that sounds similar to this cream, and I think it had menthyl, or something similar to that as the main ingredient. The thing that stands out the most was that you put it on for maybe 10-15 minutes before hand, and then you washed it off before having sex. I guess that cream came with instructions. I had never heard of using it before hand and washing it off, but then after thinking about it, it did make a lot of sense. Your burning eyes reference for example. So if you do ever decide to give it a second chance, try applying some of it before hand, wash it off in 15 minutes, and then enjoy your thicker and plumper penis (or at least your tingly, desensitized, same size penis).
  • Luscious Lily
    At least you seem to have kept a sense of humor through out this escapade. It might be worth trying Yeti's idea, but otherwise it sounds like this product belongs in the trash... Thanks for such an honest review!
  • Josmoseph
    Thanks for the advice. I have not tossed it as of yet. (Thought it may come in handy for sore muscles or something) But i will give what you said a try. Wipe on Wipe off... If feel sort of like Karate kid with he Wax on Wax off stuff.......Thank you Papa San...
  • Butterkups
    Maybe you could use it in the place of Ben Gay for sore muscles. Maybe you could put a dab under your nose when you get a cold. but just your luck it would begin working then and you woule end up with a plump upper litp. heheheheheBig smile
  • Josmoseph
    IO have tried it a number of ways... it just does not seem to do the trick on my dick.
  • Mamastoys
    Sorry it was a waste..we had a different brand and wasn't overly impressed with it either...I think it ended up in the trash- not sure..don't miss it!
  • Josmoseph
    I guess i have to just sing my way to bed..."I gotta be me....I gotta be me..."
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • bayosgirl
    "I now feel like a giant six-foot dick for even thinking this might work."
    Funniest thing I've read in awhile.
  • babygirldd4you
    so glad i had your review to read before i bought that crap
  • reysgirl83
    thanks for the review!
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • MrWishyWashy
    Cool, thanks for the review!
  • spineyogurt
    Someones gotta get this right! lol
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  • Mistress Sassy
    Thanks for the review! Definitely not trying this lol
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Thanks for the review.
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