Super boyz swirl - cock ring discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by That Man from Mars

I was admittedly a bit nervous when I first pulled the Super Boyz Swirl out of the box it was discreetly mailed in. I'm generally a pretty confident man, but when you have the epic prowess of a badass anime guy thrusting his fist up at you, you can't help but be a bit intimidated. His muscular structure bulged in ways I could only dream of bulging, and his super spiky hair made me wonder what other oversized body part he had in store.

But this isn't a dildo, my friends. Oh no. Upon opening the hilariously detailed packaging, I turned it upside down and gave a good shake. A 'plop' resounded as the rubbery, wiggly black device fell out (smelling faintly of rubber, but that faded quickly) and I stared in wonder. Mostly wonder of, "What the hell am I supposed to do?" But the package displayed it all quite vividly in a single picture. Apparently I put this doo-hickey on my penis and I will gain a super-saiyan cock. Fuck yes. Without hesitation I unzipped my trousers, dropped them (to the dismay of the old woman walking her dog outside the window) and prepared myself. A lot of lubricant was needed as the TPR material is a bit sticky, but any old lube will do. This stuff is pretty damn hardy, and my dear sweet Goku can it stretch. At first I eyed the narrow tube with mirth, for surely it couldn't hold my girth! But to my surprise it stretched. And stretched. And stretched. So much could it stretch that I wanted to test it, and can proudly say this fantastic, smooth, rubbery girth-enhancer can fit a dildo of 5.5 inches in circumference, though it could probably even manage up to 7 inches comfortably. If you have a cock any bigger, I applaud you, but it might be a little too tight.

Suffice to say I was impressed with the fit and hardy flexibility of the material, but what about performance? Well, let me tell you, friend; the Super Boyz Swirl certainly does hold up to the name (and the badass anime guy on the package). I can see now why he looked so victorious. I definitely felt that way after trying it. The moment the lube goes on it's about as slippery as an eel and far more pleasurable. The top smoothly rises to form the two ribbings, which aren't connected at the end, thus allowing them to shift and roll against those sensitive spots inside the vagina or anus with every thrust. These flaps are pretty thick and pronounced, offering no chance of tearing.

Of course, while those flaps/ribbing are adding amazing amounts of motion, the Super Boyz Swirl doesn't slide around at all. It stays firm in place on your cock exactly where you put it. As an added bonus the sensations of the ribbing moving against vaginal or anal walls can easily be felt for the wearer, and leaves the head open to sensation as well.

Overall I was given two inches of added girth that offered a whole new field of friction for a minimal price. The cleanup is easy (toy cleaner or mild soap will do) and the quality of the product is excellent. I really am surprised; I wasn't expecting myself to enjoy this very much, but found I'd been blown away. I definitely recommend it to anyone. Stick it on a dildo to make it a whole new experience, or slide it onto your own or your partner's penis for extra pleasure on both sides. I imagine most any size cock can fit, particularly given that the length of the enhancer is about 2.5 inches when worn.

I really have nothing negative to say. The package was a bit too amusing, but don't let it fool you. This bad boy really does make you feel like a super badass in the bedroom.

I have honestly never had a girth enhancer before, and I have to say, the Super Boy Swirl really has opened a whole new door for me. I strongly suggest giving it a try.

Admittedly, I probably like this a bit more than my love does, but then she's not used to such a massive extension of girth. Nonetheless, it really adds where it needs to, and I entirely plan to keep using it. There has yet to be any damage, wear, or tear.