Utopia love ring - cock ring by Topco Sales - review by buzz

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Love Ring - Oh snap, it broke

This is a good cock ring for beginners who don't mind breaking in on a journey of discovery. It has nubs/spikes for texture and increased pleasure. The bullet is removable and can be used for external body use, which could be helpful if yours does end up breaking - at least you still have a bullet. This cock ring doesn't fit a large audience, mostly people with medium girths.
Removable bullet, two loops, nubs/spikes, easy to use
Hard to get bullet in and out, not meant for all sizes, pink is kind of girly
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This wee one is meant for a short ride. With careful use and soft loving, my buzzing friend will not disappoint you. He comes with two loops: the smaller loop, on the inside, is meant for the shaft of the cock. But if it doesn't fit tight enough, you can use the smaller loop to stretch around the scrotum as well. Just be careful if you decide to do this because my wee mate here doesn't take abuse well. The outer loop is actually meant for the scrotum, but if you don't want to use it, it doesn't interfere at all during play.

The main purpose of this cock ring isn't the pressure on the cock it provides so much as the vibrations that the bullet on top gives. The vibrator part would be the primary reason to choose this toy. If you are looking for one to help keep you hard, choosing another one that has stronger material would be a better choice. In addition to having the bullet inserted in the cock ring, the bullet can be taken out and used on other body parts, such as the clitoris, breasts, pecs, etc. Do not use for anal (rimming) because it is only 2.5 inches long and doesn't have a string attached to keep from losing it.
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Couples

Material / Texture

The material is, according to Eden, Jellee, which can also be called Jelly and AquaJel. Just how the name sounds, it is really squishy, and it almost has a rubber feeling to it. This would be really good for guys who are really sensitive down there and don't want anything rough or coarse. It isn't slimy or slick, which helps it from sliding around on the shaft; but unfortunately, it makes putting the bullet inside incredibly tough. It has a rubber smell, but unless you put it right up to your nose, you can't smell it. Its color is a clear pinkish color. So if you are really into pink, this might be good for you. But if you are a "I'm a man, I don't wear pink" kind of person, then this would be a huge drawback. Maybe you could use it, just don't look down at it. Otherwise, even its very manly spikes won't keep you from shrieking, "EEEEEK, it's pink!"

Like I said, it has spikes around the part where the bullet gets inserted into. One side is completely flat and the other side has five rows of six spikes. They aren't *really* spikes, but more like nubs. They are meant to provide texture when rubbed against the clitoris. There is one big spike/nub which is about five times bigger than any other spikes/nubs around it. This almighty nub is meant for direct contact with the clitoris and will provide the most amount of pressure as well.

Lastly, there are two loops: one is meant for the shaft and one is meant for the scrotum. The latter is very smooth and doesn't have any texture variation to it at all. The one for the shaft has five bumps/balls around it. This helps to better grab onto the shaft when it starts to get slick, especially since the bullet on top is heavy and will encourage it to slide down. The shaft loop is also a bit thicker than the scrotum loop.
    • Light odor
    • Stretchy
    • Textured

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

My wee friend is 2.75 inches long and 2.25 inches wide (not stretched). The bullet is 2.5 inches long, and both can fit into your palm easily. The ring part is very light, and you can barely feel yourself holding it. The bullet is the heavier part and is all on the top of the ring. This makes it so when you are thrusting, weight displacement occurs slightly. This is why it is very important to take the shaft loop and pull it around your scrotum if being around the shaft isn't tight enough. This is also really important because if you are using a condom and this ring starts to slide off, then it will take the condom with it. The fit of this toy would be for average-size girth. If you know you have a lot of girth (come on, don't get all macho and pretend this is your case), then a different ring would be better because if you stretch this material out a lot, then it will be much more likely to snap. And, if you don't have much girth (don't be sad, I don't have any girth!) and you have to wrap it around your scrotum too, that will stretch it out a lot as well and it could break that way too. This toy doesn't have a very wide audience, but will work well with guys who are very average.

Its shape is tube-like at the top for the bullet to go into and round for the loops. When the bullet isn't in it, the ring is very flat and barely noticeable. The bullet is cylinder-shaped with rounded ends. This helps for play other than only on the cock ring since it glides smoothly and gently over body areas. The design is meant to be for the ring itself, but it is like a two-in-one deal! The ring's design is meant to be a clitoral stimulator with the vibrations and the nubs. It is also designed to keep the penis hard, but since the material is so squishy and stretchy, it doesn't do too good of a job for the audience it is meant for. So, if that is what you are looking for in a cock ring, a different choice would be better.
    • Beginner
    • Can fit over both shaft and testicles

Functions / Performance / Controls

The functions of this toy are super easy. Even a redneck can figure it out without much problem. The "on" means that the vibrator is on and is vibrating. "Open" means that the lock mechanism is undone; but, to take the cap off, you also have to pull. The reason it doesn't pop off is because to turn the toy from "on" to "off," you have to pass "open." There are little notches all around this area, but don't get confused, the notch you use to point at the different settings isn't a notch at all, it's a pointer finger. The pointing finger doesn't have to be on the "off" word to turn off, it just can't be on the "on" word.

The batteries used for the bullet are two button cell LR44's. They last for about five hours and then die. Take caution when using them because to replace these kind of batteries is not only expensive, but also bothersome since they are so little. It can be difficult to replace the batteries. Make sure when you put in new batteries that you put them in the cap and not the bullet itself, because this will make it easier to put the cap back on. Also, when putting the cap back on, the pointer finger has to be pointing to the word "open," or else the cap won't go on.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

To clean this toy, use warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. Unfortunately, you can't boil this to sterilize it since it would melt. Eden recommends using a condom over the toy if you plan on sharing it. That would probably be awkward with a cock ring though, so maybe sharing this toy isn't a good idea either. And if your friend really wants one, you can tell them about this amazing site!

I have heard that a lot of people's rings broke. So if you plan on getting this, you have to maintain it really well and make sure that you are gentle with it, clean it, and keep it in a cool and dark place. If you don't plan on using it for a while, you may consider taking out the batteries to prevent them from corroding inside the bullet. If they do corrode, then continuing to use it would be a safety hazard.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

My partner and I used this a few times and didn't really like it. The vibrations were kind of weak, and it slid somewhat. My partner also really hates the pink color, so he is picking out the next one! Since this bullet uses watch batteries, the vibrations aren't very strong and are focused towards one end more than the other.
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    Fantastic review. Thanks a lot.
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    I think there are better ones out there I will look into! Thanks so much for the review!!
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