Cutie - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by BrokeNHorny

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No, just no

Skip this toy. It's not worth your money, much less your pain and suffering. It gave me no pleasure, only a night of frustration and pain.
I really can't think of anything good to say
Too tight, to the point of pain. Smells bad, hard to use
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The use of this toy seems pretty straightforward. It's a classic masturbator, clear, with a blue insert. Unfortunately, I couldn't actually get it to stay on my penis. The hole is entirely too tight, and it has the terrible tendency of flying off. It took two hands to keep it on, and at that point, I really wasn't having any fun. I tried adding different amounts of lube, stretching it out with various sized dildos, but to no avail.

Material / Texture

The Cutie is made out of TPR, or thermoplastic rubber. The outside is clear and squishy, which doesn't really give you much to hold on to. The inner track is a thicker rubber, with some ribbing. As with all TPR toys, don't share without washing or using a condom. Although, I really can't imagine you wanting to inflict this on another person. The material also has a noticeable smell. I tried washing it a few times, but the smell didn't seem to go away.
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Cutie is 6 inches long, which is a good length for most guys. Unfortunately, the hole on either side is entirely too small, even after being stretched. A few times I ended up slipping out the back, which was not a pleasant experience, as the exit hole was way too tight. The ribbing on the inside adds nothing to the experience. Also, it doesn't do much to get in the way of the cum coming out, so expect a bit of a mess.

The actual shape and design of the clear part is good. The entrance looks well enough like the source material, and there are indents on the sides for a better grip. Unfortunately, the squishiness does not give a good grip.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Care and Maintenance

My maintenance will be very easy, as I will be throwing it out soon. If you're still not convinced then treat it as you would any other TPR toy. You can only use water or silicone based lubricants, or the rubber will degrade. Wash with toy cleaner, or similar product, and try to avoid leaving moisture inside. It's big enough to no be discrete, and its purpose is unmistakable. It does not come with anything to keep it in, so I'd suggest a plastic bag or something like that for storage.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean


The packaging really doesn't have much going for it either. It's mostly a picture of the product with a picture of a hot, yet clothed woman behind it. Pictures of the product are on almost every side, which comes off as a bit tacky.

Personal comments

Do not buy this toy. Don't even think about buying this toy. This is a prime example of how not to make sex toys. It is barely functional, painful even. The materials are bad, and smell bad. I simply found no redeeming qualities in this toy, and I can only hope that the manufacturer learns from this and continues on to make a better product.
Follow-up commentary
This is a hazard to all men, and should not be purchased. I have long since disposed of this, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Lady Venus
    I'll scratch this one off the wish list.
  • married with children
    good review. nothing worse then a badly designed sex toy
  • namelesschaos
    I also reviewed this in so far there different reviewers and we all agree this thing is painfully tight...makes me wonder if the people who made this thing have ever even seen a penis
  • B8trDude
    This toy sounds like a disaster - it's the third review to note that it is too tight and PAINFUL! I'll certainly avoid this one. Thanks for the warning.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Wow sounds like these will good for no one!
  • Darkestraven
    great review, and like namelesschaos said iagree with him.
  • ScottA
    You can always cut it up and use it as firestarters.
  • Undead
    Thanks for the review.
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