Lover ring - penis stroker by Doc Johnson - review by Cinnamon Chambers

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Go to the gas station bathroom vending machine and get a better thrill for $.75!!! Don't let the cutesy appearance fool you into buying this.
It is cute and won't cut the circulation off to anything.
Needs to be more rigid to provide some sensation during sex and to prevent movement.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
OK! I admit it I am a girl and super girly at that, so hearts naturally appeal to me. I was so excited about getting this little accessory in the mail so I could slap it on my husbands cock and ride like the wind. I have used the cheap sleeves that you can get in a gas station bathroom and loved the heck out of the sensations they gave me. This one appealed to me looking at it online also because it did not seem bulky or like it would make sex painful for me just enhance it. I guess I was expecting the feel of a jelly bracelet not the feel of the stretchy hands we all played with as children.

When I got this in the mail really I couldn't wait for hubby to get home so I could slip it on him, so I opened it to see how it looked on a new dildo I had bought that arrived in the same box. As soon as I opened the packaging I was sorely disappointed that I had paid $11 for this. I played with it and stuck it on the dildo. It stretched on and fit with no problems what so ever. I was so frustrated I called whining to my husband that the "cute little heart one" was going to suck.

As soon as he got home he wanted to see what all the fuss was about. We took it out and put it on his larger than average penis with no effort at all. However, when it stretches it gets super thin and it causes the loss of any potential sensation. The one plus is that this sleeve will accommodate just about any size penis you can imagine. When he was sliding in and out of me slowly I couldn't sense this being worn at all. It felt like his normal veining and texture. As things progressed the intensity of getting fucked really hard and the wetness of my pussy caused the ring to bunch up and slide down to the base of his cock. When we pulled it off the hearts had ripped in 2 places. This horrible waste of money is now in the trash.

To me this is the worst sexual accessory I have ever used or seen. $.75 ticklers provide more sensation and are a better value. I think if the material was a tad more rigid it would help to feel it during sex and keep it in place. It is adorable and very stretchy. If you are looking for something super cute to use to dress up a soda can or just to put on a dick like a little doggie sweater this might just work... for sexual pleasure...keep looking for something better.
Follow-up commentary
This one is living happily in a landfill and has stopped trying to pretend that it is a pleasure device. It was bad, and I will not try to replace it.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Sorry this didn't work out for you at all. I know the feeling of being excited about a toy and being completely let down. It sucks! Thanks for the review/warning on this one.
  • Gary
    You mentioned that your husband was "larger than average" do you think that this sleeve may have been stretched too much, and that could be the reason it ripped?
  • Airlia
    Wow, did you feel anything different when it ripped? How did it feel on him? It does look pretty, shame that it didn't work!
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    After it ripped I literally put it on a soda can just out of curiosity. It stretches that much. I could have pulled it over my hand and onto my wrist. We had more fun seeing what it would fit and enjoying it for the intended use. I do not think it was the size of him that caused it to tear. Where it ripped was where the hearts join together. I think it was just the design and material combined in a cute but bad idea. It did not feel any different when it ripped. The material is softer and thinner than any other toy I have experienced.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    WOW! This has got to be the worst review I have ever read! Meaning...worst toy. GEEZ...what a waste. Glad you were very honest.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    I had looked at this because I thought it was cute but I also wondered about the rigidity of it. I knew it looked soft but just.. wow. That sounds really crappy, especially for that price.
  • newonetwo
    Great review
  • Finso Nin
    thanks for the review
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  • Chris15461
    nice review
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thank you for reviewing!
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review! sorry it was so bad!
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