Not Very Sultry

This toy works great if you are lonely and alone and do not have contact with real vaginas regularly. It has a versatile design that you can either use hand held, or you can place it between a mattress or couch cushions and get some decent thrust going. However, if you have access to the real thing, this probably isn't going to cut it for you.

This material is called "Better-Than-Real." If you consider a cheap blow up real, then I would agree. This material feels like rubber. Even with lube, it doesn't really lose that feeling. It is extremely stiff. I have an average size penis, and I had trouble penetrating this toy. It doesn't "give" like a real vagina. It also has a horrible chemical smell out of the box.

In principle, the design is good, but in execution, it fails. It has a long sleeve to thrust through to behind the vagina, but unless you are really long and skinny, you are going to have trouble making it very far. As I mentioned above, I am pretty average, and I had a difficult time getting my penis in the vagina. Once I was in, it didn't really grip me all that tightly - the lips were tight, but the shaft sleeve was pretty loose, relying upon nubs to simulate. They do an okay job for simulation, but it's nothing resembling the real deal.

The bullet that comes with it is a great, little, standard bullet with a dial. It has some punch, but it doesn't translate the best through the heavy material.

This is easy to clean - just wash it out when you're done. I used water-based Maximus, which is always an easy clean up. Make sure you remove the bullet first. It is not waterproof at all. It is a little bulky and heavy, which translates into taking up some space in the toy box.

The packaging is a standard box with a very attractive female on the outside, and a picture of the toy that makes it look much better than it actually looks. On the box it says "Hand Painted," which is funny to me because it is a flesh-colored toy with pink lips.

My wife has been spending a lot of time in a different state, and I was hoping that I could find a replacement to take my energy out on (that wouldn't get me in trouble), but every time I got this toy out, I just had a hard time staying excited. It was hard to penetrate to get started, and once I got into the swing of things, it just didn't feel that good.