Sweet peach tight ass masturbator - masturbation sleeve by Cal Exotics - review by aliceinthehole

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One-Eyed One-Handed Tiny Purple PeePee Eater!

The super-sensitive might find this toy a bit titillating, though those who've been around the male masturbator block will be disappointed. The material is just too squishy to stimulate much, is a pain in the ass to clean, and impossible to keep alive for long.
Compact, simple, life-like TPR, slightly abstract
Short life, pain to maintain, not incredibly stimulating
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


As your faithful companion, the Anime Sweet Peach Tight Ass Masturbator aims to replace the warm, living backdoor, femme-flower or hand of your lover, and can intensify your own handiwork. The handheld masturbator slides easily over the head of the penis with the aid of a drop of water, a dollop of spit or your favorite water based lubricant. Squeezing the soft toy as it moves up and down the penis increases the realistic feeling of that tight and squishy taboo tushy.

The smokin’ anime chick on the box markets cock-owners who are into anime porn, silky purple locks complimenting the silky soft, tight little ass you'll be playing with. But never fear, Anime Haters Anonymous! Even if you don't 'get' anime, you still get to play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
    • Work trip away from your lover
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Life-like material
    • Illustrated in japan
    • Lightweight

Material / Texture

This 'Japanian companion' markets itself as a part of the TPR family. ‘What the hell is TPR?!’ you ask? A bit of research unearthed the following...

Wikipedia talks about TPR here for those who enjoy the science of things. As it turns out, TPR (ThermoPlastic Rubber), aka TPE (ThermoPlastic Elastomer), is not just for sex toys! It is a plastic/rubber composite, more commonly used for the manufacturing of anything from toothbrush handgrips to snowshoe tracks and the new and improved comfortable catheter.

TPR is latex and phthalate free—yay! But this purple plaything is porous, so you can’t really sterilize it—boo. So slap a condom on your banana before playing with your peach! Or succumb to the fact that your dirty anime girl will always be dirty. Deliciously enough, when squeezed, this perfectly shaped peach feels like my lover’s sweet little love handles.

Sadly enough though, TPR has a bad reputation for lasting about as long as a 40 year old virgin in a whorehouse. In the case of our Sweet Peach, the rapid wear out was a sad result of only its second go—and boy howdy, did it go down! That Tight Ass’ damage quickly escalated from one to two bad places to an all over breakdown of shape, structure, and sexiness. Small tears split along the stretched surface, ruining any previously (albeit lightly) detected stimulating textures. Divots pockmarked the surface after lint of every imaginable race ran that Tight Ass ragged. Her surface decayed into a rough reminder of my face in teen years and was stickier than silicone lube inexpertly squirted onto a silicone toy—hopelessly stuck and hopelessly useless.

Four 'distinct pleasure chambers’ (quoting the box, here) lie under the beating heart of the lifelike TPR. With cone-shaped speed bumps interspersed and ribbing alternating until the tip, ideally this masturbator would have you feeling like a kid in his first candy store, gobbed up with excitement. To our dismay, the peach turned out too soft for anyone hoping for more than the kiddy coaster—-my beau couldn’t feel or distinguish between any of the textures as the peach is just a day too old to hold shape at all when squeezed. TPR is too soft to stand up to the pressure.

The purple peepee eater turns translucent at the gills as it stretches easily to make room for your member. It is that squishy. Honestly, the material is more like one of those sticky hands-on-a-string you get out of a bubble gum machine for 50 cents and fling, dirt and all, at your shrieking sister from across the minivan. Because she's a wimp.

Guys of all sizes can play in this purple playground, but the swing set is likely to break faster if you’re fatter (over 2” girth and 6” long), and don’t go anywhere near the sandbox! Don’t even think about it. Rinse’r off before you get down to biz to clear away the junk (and any leftover jizz).

The toy looks wet in these photos because they were taken right after cleaning.
Profile with a Penny
A More Alluring Angle
Time for your close-up, Tight-Ass!
    • Sticky
    • Textured interior
    • Light taste

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Smaller than it seemed in the close-ups, the tight-ass was just large enough to fit over my boyfriend's tree. You might slip around for a sec to find the hole but should find it easily enough. The purple peepee eater is really a little peach-shaped butt complete with anal star and tiny labia majora carved in below. There are two rounded ridges spaced about 2" apart encircling the handle. These help provide traction when moving the toy on your stuff.

As always, I appreciate a more abstractly designed toy. Aesthetically pleasing (and hairless!) is the way to be, for me. The Peach's purple shade wasn't as dark as pictured and therefore a bit more manly. But purple can be manly, right?

Certainly not the most discreet of toys, the Sweet Peach doesn't scream 'masturbator!' to someone less familiar with the concept, either. It's quite compact and could easily be thrown into a ziplock bag and into your suitcase for those long work trips away from your sweetie.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy gets 3 bees from me for its 'squish, squish, squishy' sound made during use. All that soft, porous, sticky, lubed-up TPR stroking your man-rod can get pretty... well, squishy. And the closed-end design creates a touch of suction for your muffin that increases as your lube dries out from the action.


The handle grips keep you from slipping all over the place even when the outside gets slick with man-spit.
The length gets pretty awkward however when whacking away...the end of the toy flaps around at the end of the cock and makes a ‘flup flup’ sound, adding to the symphony of the sweet peach. You can up the suction factor, if that’s your thing, by folding the little flapper up by its flappy end to squeeze the air out and rolling it into a sweet little peach shape before jumping on that bandwagon.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating
    • Squishy

Care and Maintenance

Water based lubes are the only kind I'd be putting near this, however my faithful penis-owning toy tester contested that simple water (read: man-spit) sufficed sexcellently.

It's a pain in the ass to clean. Honestly. It must be rinsed first to shake off any of the multitude of particles it is a magnet for, then drenched in soap and gently brushed with the hand, a motion which alone can cause degradation of the toy due to the friction of particles across the gummy surface. Rinse, delicately turn inside-out and repeat.

A double-sweep and extra soap must be used for any leftover gunk, including the discolored goo (?!) that gathered there after its first use. And I promise it wasn't the obvious goo. Unless spunk chemically converts upon contact with TPR into alien smegma or the like. Because really I don't even (want to) know what that stuff was.

After cleaning, it must be placed on an immaculately clean, non-porous dry surface and allowed to air dry. This should take no longer than 10 minutes, after which you may attempt to place it back in the bag it came in (or another non-porous container, away from other toys), fighting its desperate attempt to treat the bag like Saran wrap and gather the plastic around itself like a cocoon, never going down inside it. Honestly, after the second go with this thing I was reluctant to try it again simply due to not wanting to endeavor its cleaning process a third time.

Even though it's a pain, just remember: if you’re not careful to clean her up real nice-like, your gal is likely to get icked out by the taste of old 'gunk' and rubber mashed into your dickskin. So just don’t skimp on the cleaning. I mean it.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
    • Pain in ass


The box features your anime babe, complete with enormous jugs and her tight-ass tantalizing you. The back outlines the features of the toy: closed end for suction power, 5" internal depth, various chambers for stimulation, and includes a diagram of the inner chambers, which is quite misleading. It shows the inner chambers in such a way that they appear to be (at least to me) a harder material, and very tight. We used the enclosed open-ended cheap plastic bag to store the toy in because we could tell after the first use it wasn't going to last us very long anyhow. If you intend on attempting to extend its life, however, shoot for another non-porous storage option, like a ziplock bag.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

My beau found the sweet peach hard to describe. 'It doesn't feel like an asshole, sure doesn't feel like your pussy, and it doesn't feel like my hand either...' After his second bout with it (which was the first time I'd seen the toy; it arrived while I was away and he couldn't help but test it out!), he said he wouldn't care to try it again. But later on when receiving manual stimulation, he asked me to take it out again. He still couldn't really decide which sensation he preferred, with or without the toy, but my hunch says he found it at least intriguing. If nothing else, it was convenient as he could come inside and there was no mess on our bodies or sheets. We just had to endure the 15 minute cleaning process required to maintain this thing. All in the name of science, I say!

*Update. After about 5 tries with this toy, the verdict is in. A little interesting for a slightly different sensation, but I’m not so keen on the taste of the peen after playing with it. Now it’s become so damaged from use it’s headed to the trash. Sorry, sweet peach! You were cool while you lasted.

Ode to a Peach
    • Intriguing


Twisting, jerking, squeezing, this toy is versatile! It can lightly stimulate the base of the peen while you work on the head, and vice versa. It did get a bit awkward with that end flopping around, however. You might find the see-through quality sexy, as your cock seems to be wearing a purple chiffon robe when stretching the tight-ass.
Follow-up commentary
This poor peach has ended up back in its original bag, gathering dust in the toy chest. Sorry, peach, but you simply gave out on us before your time. Though small, you were delicious, while you lasted.
(And on the DL, my boy's new Fleshlight has really taken over the spotlight... so sorry sweet peach!)
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