Vibrating latex PPA - prosthetic penis attachment by Cal Exotics - review by Josmoseph

Vibrating latex PPA

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One Word Review...CRAP - Two Word Review...MORE CRAP

Junk, garbage, worthless, Waste basket filler. Use as a novelty item to laugh about. Am I allowed to somehow subtract stars? I only put one star because it would not let me leave it empty.
It looks like a dick.
Everything else.
Rating by reviewer:
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The only way I can think of to describe this worthless piece of junk is CRAP. Other than a door stop I can find absolutely no use for this item. And even as a doorstop I am afraid it would fail there too… Let me explain

First, it is supposed to be an extension… That would be great if you could get your cock to stay in there… It is hard to get into to begin with. If you use a dry cock it wont slide in, if you use a wet cock it wont stay in. In addition, even when you slide your dry cock into this dry rubber, when you begin to blow it up it pushes you back out. Yea that would be fun with a partner. She sits and watches as you slide your cock in and out of a worthless extension. It would be almost the same as her just watching TV while you play with yourself… It begins to blow up from the front to the back it seems. Therefore, as it does it pushes you away from the devices. It does not snug around your cock at all. The one time I did get it in there I was holding my dick at the base and slide the extension on then crabbed the extension and pushed it on very hard. Then I began to blow it up. As I did, the outer skin of the piece of crap began to blow up at the base of the cock first. Who wants a bubble dick bouncing around on the outside of there pussy? It looked like a dick with cancer or something…

Can I say anything good about it? Sure. The vibrator worked. However, who wants an extension lying on the counter vibrating… Sitting there humming and sort of like teasing you when you know that it is of no value at all.

It smells bad, works horrible, and well its crap. When I say its crap, I am probably being mean to real crap… At least it is good for fertilizer…
I put it on, it falls off... I lube it up and put it on and it falls off. I tried to strangle hold it onto my dick and it blew up like a beach ball... and then when I let go... you guessed it... it fell off. Thanks for letting me play with myself and get mad.
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My Vibrating latex PPA tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anger management class...good starting point
    • Very very lonely people
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • In the back yard in a hole
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  • Sammi
    Sounds like an awful experience!

    Thanks for the review Smile
    I'm sorry this was such an awful product.
  • El-Jaro
    Sorry that this didn't work out for you. I find C.E. to be hit or miss on the whole (hole?).
  • ......
    Too bad it didn't work out, but thanks for the review!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Sorry you did not like this. Good review though Smile
  • Josmoseph
    Thanks folk.. I hate to give bad reviews... But this thing was welll.. you know... CRAP
  • Butterkups
    Good reveiw
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  • jad
    Thanks for the warning on this one. Sorry you had to fight with it.
  • damnbul12
    thanks for the review
  • DiamondKoala
    Great review. This sounds truly terrible, but looking at it, I'm not particularly surprised. Thanks for warning us away.
  • blackjack-7
    thanks for the info, sorry you had such a bad experience
  • ILikeShinyThings
    Thanks for the warning. Sorry to hear about your horrible experience, though.
  • ellieprobable
    Thanks for the review/warning.
  • Redweird
    Thanks for the review
  • srexom
    thanks for your review.
  • sXeVegan90
    Thank you for the review.
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