Mail Order Bride - sex doll by Cal Exotics - review by Brandon

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This mail order bride is sure to please as a wonderful gag gift or way to spice things up. She comes with the clothes needed to feel as if it truly is your wedding night! She is a lot of fun to play with, but from a functional perspective, I cannot see her being your everyday doll.
No O mouth. Has accessories to either dress her up or down!
Rough edges around openings. Not very functional.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I will be bluntly honest with saying that I never thought I would own a love doll. But after awhile, I thought it might be fun to step out of my comfort zone and take a chance on this mail order bride from Cal Exotics. Not only that, but I thought it might also be fun to bring into the bedroom with my wife.

When my mail order bride finally arrived, I was excited to finally bring her out of the box. I immediately noticed that she did not have that usual O mouth face that most have. I never really cared for that look so I was already happy with the way she looked. As for hair color, she has beautiful blonde strands. She also has a nice height of about 5 feet, so it really gives you the feel of being with a real person. One thing my wife and I found interesting is that she actually comes with clothes so you can either dress her up or take them off! She comes with all the fixings, right down to the garter. All that remains was to finally blow her up!

I must say that I was pretty excited to play with her, as this was something I never thought I would experience being married and all. Anyways, I was first drawn to her breasts. All I could think was that I wished my wife’s looked like that! Just promise me not to tell her that I said that. LOL I was amazed at how real her nipples actually looked. They look just how I like them, small and perky! Moving on to her insert holes, you can choose either to use her vagina or go anal.

After removing the plastic covers from her entry holes, I noticed that the edges seemed to be a little sharp. With that being said, I still thought it could be pretty functional. So I lubed up and tried to enter her vagina. I slid in pretty well, but had to enter slowly to avoid the edges. Personally, I felt a little uncomfortable so I thought I would try her from behind as the opening was at a different angle. Again like before, it was still a little uncomfortable. The edges are just rough enough to take away from any pleasure gained from this love doll.

Overall, I found this to be a great gag gift or something fun to play with that will get you to step out of your comfort zone. My wife and I had a great time dressing her up, but that was about all. I just cannot see this doll being used on a regular basis because of the rough edges around her opening. I just wish she could have been made with a more thorough thought process when speaking from a functionality standpoint.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    How deep are the entries? Can you describe her appearance better? Do you have to blow this up by mouth? How long does it take?
  • Kayla
    Blow up dolls scare me, but being able to dress one would just be pretty awesome. I want to know what all clothes she came with.
  • MuffysPinguLove
    Do you think the clothes that came with her could be worn by an actual woman? Just a thought I had while reading your reviewSmile
  • ......
    Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    Interesting that she comes with clothes Smile
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    ah bad functionality!

    Sorry you did not like this Sad face
  • Brandon
    Well, she comes with a skirt, top, veil, and garder. I really could not imagine an actual women wearing the cloths. I mean they look to be a little small for the average sized person. As for the entries, they are actually pretty deep. I really have no complaints there. The one thing about her appearance that I was not a fan of was the fact that she was basically bald in the back. Her hair is pretty thin and there are only a few lines of strands. Sorry for the delay guys, I just noticed these comments. Hope this helps. If you have anymore questions, please ask and I will do my best to answer them.Smile
  • Brandon
    As for blowing it up by mouth, it really only takes about a minute. I would not say that I did not like this doll, I just wished that there were a few things different when it came to actually using her. Overall, it is pretty fun to be able to dress her up or down! Hope this helps!
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