Pamela 3 hole doll - female love doll by Doc Johnson - review by SexyNCurious69

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Pamela Was Disappointing!!

If you have a very small cock, need a good laugh, or if you just get off fingering plastic holes then this is the doll for you. Otherwise I wouldn't waste any money on this one. It is poorly made and looks nothing like a real woman.
Guaranteed to make you laugh, bullet works nicely.
Holes are painful, cheaply made, smells like plastic, looks like a float.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
My husband and I enjoy trying new things, so when the opportunity came up to experiment with a blow up doll, we jumped on the chance being as we have never tried anything like this before. I think we were both pretty excited and anxious for the package to arrive so we could explore our opportunities and see what all the hype was about when it came to blow up dolls. Well we found out this particular blow up doll by Doc Johnson was a HUGE disappointment for us.

When our packaged arrived by mail my hubby and I both nearly ripped into the box to see what it looked like. Of course it was in a discreet box when it was delivered. After opening the discreet box we found the box that had our blow up doll in it. Well this box was not discreet. On the front and back of the box it shows a sexy girl wearing nothing but lacy underwear. The "Pamela" on this box wasn't anything like the one in the picture on the website. The website shows a Pamela 3 hole doll with brown hair and the one on the box had long blonde hair. So the box wasn't anything like we thought it would be. For my husband, the woman on the box we had was way sexier than the one on the website so he was even more anxious to open it up and find out what the final product looked like. When we took it out of the plastic it smelled just like a new pool float. It had that new plastic smell to it. We finally got the doll blown up (it doesn't come with a pump so you have to blow it up by mouth which isn't hard and only takes a few minutes)and we were so disappointed and let down. I'm not really sure what we expected but it definitely wasn't a crappy imitation of a pool float.

This doll was about as fake as they come. The face was painted on and the fake hair (which was brown when the woman on the box was blonde) was only in the front and pulled back with pink bows. The doll didn't have fingers or toes (it just looked like inflatable mittens)and the arms were just stuck in the air in the way. The 3 holes didn't even look real but we gave it a try anyways. After putting a lot of lube in the holes my hubby tried all of them, however they hurt him too bad. The holes had little ridges that hurt him so he just quit trying. It did come with a little remote controlled bullet (2 AA batteries needed)that was fun to play with, but it didn't help out as far as my hubby getting off. The bullet had a lot of power and if it was turned up all the way it was very noisy. No instructions came with this doll. We used a toy wipe to wipe the lube off the doll because that is about all the mess we made.

When we got it cleaned up we let all the air out of the doll and stored it back in its original box. It is easy to deflate and it don't take long to blow up. Overall this doll isn't worth the money. I personally wouldn't spend a $1 for this unless I was going to use it as a joke for somebody else.
My husband said he isn't sure he will ever try another blow up doll again. Our experience with this one was a first and it was horrible. The holes cut him and nothing looked real or even resembled a real woman. On the bright side, we did get a good laugh out of looking at the way it was made.
Follow-up commentary
Since my original review, the hubby and I have tried to give this doll another chance and we still disliked it. The only thing this is good for is a laugh, so needless to say we got rid of Pamela. For us, it just wasn't doing anything, but maybe somebody else could have luck with it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Freyja9
    Great review...I kinda wanna see a pic of it now so I can laugh too
  • SexyNCurious69
    Thanks Nurse Katie
  • Fluke
    There's hype about blowup dolls? I thought they were more of a punchline in bad sitcoms
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