Happy cup pussy & mouth masturbator - double-ended masturbator by EdenFantasys - review by OH&W, Lovebears

The Happy Penis Cup is very thrilling. It's very handy for getting a quickie and super easy to use. Just add lubricant and have at it. I enjoyed the Trio Masturbor Kit off and on for 3 years. They served me well. It's said, "all good things must come to an end." I replace the last little pussy with the Happy Cup. The Trio's were very good but didn't have a hard case like the Happy. I had a Fleshlight but didn't like how bulky it was.

This, although shorter than the Fleshlight, does the trick. And does the trick in a shorter time. It's not that long and may not swallow every man, but most of the sensation is in the head anyway.

With both our busy schedules, this will keep me happy. And her too. She doesn't want to have sex every night like when we were teenagers. She's happy to do me 1-2 a week and uses a vibe for quickies herself. As a matter of fact, she just got the Naughty Bunny Clit vibe. It's a real cutie!


Bunny Hopper for her, Happy Cup for me. No fancy boxes with marketing material, just cello wrap.


Mouth end, nice fuffy big lips


Vagina end, very tight!

The pussy and mouth material is TPR. TPR is short for thermoplastic rubber. It is softer than silicone and is PVC, Latex, BPA-free. It is used in most masturbators and some dildos. It has a slight fruity smell and is nonporous. It is very, very soft and flexible. By molding nubs, ridges, and rings it can provide luxurious stimulation. As a matter of fact, inside both mouth and vagina there are many nubs and ridges to stimulate your penis. So lifelike, if your eyes were closed and you enter, it would be very real. So good, it can make you cum. TPR will feel cold, though, unlike your lover's mouth or kitty.

Inside the mouth, there is a small "tongue". Beyond that to the other side are multiple nubs and ridges.

This is a very creative toy. Usually, masturbators are only vags, mouths or anuses. Most masturbators are very tight and soft. This is the softest I have ever used. I like the shell casing with the dual cap design. My Trio didn't have casing. Having a case made it easier to stroke. And less tiresome on my hand.

I also like the size. The Fleshlight masturbator is so long, it makes it hard to wield. And tiresome. Some guys might like them longer, but for me it was fine. Most, if not all of the stimulation is felt on the head of my p-p anyway.

It is discreet looking and would fit in luggage easily. It does have some weight to it, though. A whole lb. This is due to how thick the material is.

The casing has a mold for hands, which I like. Makes it easier to hold on to. A little bullet vibe comes with this too. I didn't need nor expect one. There's a slot for it. You have to pull part of the material out to insert it.

Groves on both sides of casting for hands, the sleeve itself, bullet, little hole on the right is where the bullet goes in.


Bullet has slow and med settings, runs on 2 watch batteries

The only mechanical functions were the tiny bullet. It didn't do much for me. It also is not easy to insert. There aren't any instructions on this either. As for performance, that will depend on your own hands. The shape of the shell is ergonomic.

With this, I recommend a water-based lubricant. Water-based works well and easy to clean off. Storage is no brainier since it has its own case. To clean, I apply some antibacterial soap on both my index fingers and rub the insides. I put the mouth end under facet to rinse. Then if you like, you can remove it from the case and turn it inside out.

Run warm water to rinse out lube, semen and soap


Inside out to dry if you like. That inside out pocket on the left is a slot for the bullet vibe.

The pussy opening is tighter than the mouth. Both are tighter than the Fleshlight. However, the tightest of all I have tried is the Realistic Pocket Mast. https://www.edenfantasys.com/Account/Services/Reviews/Review.aspx?ReviewID=79942&tag=ec2510c1-2dac-28ad-51c0-ae5421fdf1aa&pnid=53054523 I got a lot of happy endings with that and of course worn it out. Guess it was too small for me.

This is very squishy. If you are above average like 1/3/4" thick, it will gust out of the casing as you play. It will still work but don't be surprised. If you are 2"(lucky you), you can still use it. Just be prepared to use lots of lubricant.

If you want to experience this on your entire length, just remove both caps and let yourself come out the other end. Same if you are 6" long.


The chamber inside goes all the way through. You can also take the mast out of the casing if too snug to go all the way through.

I was very eager to try this. I tried it as soon as I unpacked it. I applied a little water-based lube, slippery stuff in the mouth end, and pushed it on my flaccid c**k. In less than a minute, I was hard enough to go inside. After some gently pumping, I was feeling really good down there. The material smushed in somewhat as I went in and out of the juicy pussy.

Next, I uncapped the pussy end and poked myself in. This took a little effort as my member would miss its mark. The TPR material is that soft, it moves around. And this pussy end was much tighter than the mouth end.

When I did get in, it felt so good! Reminded me of my very first time going into my first GF's virgin vagina. Yes, no kidding, it was that good. I put some more lube into the tight orifice and pleasured myself. After a few minutes, I could feel myself starting to cum. I held off, though. My wife also got that Bunny vibe and would want to play together later. I did play some more, alternating orifices. I read somewhere, masturbating w/o cumming builds up stamina anyway.

When I was done, I clean up the toy by putting the mouth end into a facet. Then ran warm water and flushed it out.