The blonde Starlet love doll - female love doll by Cal Exotics - review by Jon S

This was my first experience with a sex doll. When I received the box it looked like it could be some fun. The box was very glossy and had appealing pictures and messages. It was not at all discreet. It advised on the bottom of the box that a water-based lubricant is advised for use with the product




Front of The Blonde Starlet blow up doll box.




A shot of the back of the box.


When I opened the box up I got a strong waft of raw plastic. I noticed there were no instructions inside the box. There were a few warnings on the plastic that were quite obvious such as “not for children”, “do not use in cribs”, “not for anyone under 18”, “not a toy”, etc.




A shot of the doll in the plastic


I then took the plastic off and proceeded to blow up the doll manually. I was surprised that it was very easy to do and took under four minutes.




A picture of the doll once blown up


At first glance I noticed that the girl on the box did not at all resemble the blow up doll except for the eyes. The doll was around four feet, two inches tall. The breasts are a very hard plastic in comparison to the rest of the doll. They do not feel real at all. There are three passage holes: the mouth passage is already accessible; the vagina and anus have to be peeled open which was somewhat confusing.




Peeling off one of the entrances


The mouth entrance was way off center. The tips of the thumbs were very sharp and hard. In my opinion the doll was not visually appealing. I proceeded to try the doll out and noticed that all of the entry holes had sharp edges. The anus and vagina caused unbearable scarping pain on the sides of my penis; the holes were not very deep for an average size penis, nor was the circumference large enough. The mouth was the most comfortable entrance of the 3 but there was also light scraping that was somewhat painful. The doll was not something that could help me to reach climax and ejaculate. This product made me laugh a handful of times while I used it. When i was all finished up with the doll it was very easy to clean with hot water, soap, and a cloth.

Overall I believe this doll to be more of a gag gift than an object of sexual gratification.

I haven't used the product since I used it for the review. She's sitting in the box under my dresser and has been sitting there since the last time she's been used. The edges were too painful and it will continue to sit under my dresser until there is a bachelor party and I can bust her out. The relationship failed from the start, so I broke up with her. There is no chance of us getting back together in the future.