Vibrating big man's pump - penis pump by Cal Exotics - review by Beneath The Bed

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Fulfilled Swollen Expectations

If you’ve always been thrown off by those thick, vein-y, blood-engorged cocks that every porn star has been sporting these days and are looking to achieve a similar look, then this pump should allow you to come one-step closer to your dream.
However, if you’re looking for a product that will add length and girth on a permanent basis, then walk away.
Don’t view it as a penis lengthener — but more of a kinky roleplaying aid. Those into bondage and S/M will especially find creative uses for it.
Fits almost all penises really well. 3 different sleeves for a better fit. Comes with vibrator pack.
Hard to store discreetly. Permanent size increase a myth. Vibrating bullet not very useful.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Penis pumps are famous in pop culture as sidekicks of those who are, shall we say, a bit underwhelming in pole department. I’m sure almost everyone has heard some joke about the “Swedish penis pump” and automatically pictures a very certain kind of a man.

Its time to let those prejudices go and embrace this toy in our sexual lives. Whether you’re going solo or have a partner, you can have immense fun with Big Man’s Pump|. As long as you understand its limitations and know how to best make it work for you

The pump is primarily comprised of a long, clear plastic tube. There isn’t any texture to the shaft itself, though this really doesn’t matter, as I can’t imagine someone using the pump itself as a masturbation sleeve. Doing so will break the vacuum seal and your penis will quickly lose any gain you have acquired!

The tube also has measurement scale on the side, which is a cool and playful thing to have to showoff to your partner.

“Ah ha! I told you I was 11 inches!” (ok that number is a slight stretch…but isn’t that exactly what this toy is for? A slight “stretch”…ok horrible joke. I will end my standup routine right here!)

The penis pump also comes with 3 jelly sleeves of different sizes. These can be easily removed and replaced with one with a more fitting size for the penis you’re about to insert. This flexibility is great, as it doesn’t matter if you’re on either size of the average penis scale. Too big, then grab the pink sleeve. If you’re hanging on the other end of the scale then grab the blue sleeve. This pump truly does have universal applicability.

There is one caveat to the universal rule. If you’re on the extreme side of well hung and would make a horse green in envy. Then this pump is really not for you. While the girth of the plastic shaft is 2.5” and should be wide enough pretty much all; the length is limited at 12” and will not work for those above it. Which pretty much means that the John Holmes out there in the audience are tough out of luck — well not in life obviously!

The jelly sleeves require some quick experimentation to find out which works for you or your partner best. It’s important that you go for one that is the most comfortable. If there is any unintentional pain, then you should stop immediately.

Besides the three jelly sleeves, this pump also comes with vibrating bullet. The bullet is placed on the plastic shaft and hence comes with a molded wrap. The wrap also contains pockets for bullets controller and hence can be used hands-free.

While this sounds like a great idea, in reality it’s bit off a let down. As the vibrations have to pass from the bullet through the plastic pump tube, they are significantly muted and are not remotely enough to allow for a hands-free orgasm. Personally, we tend to use the pump without them almost all the time. Yes, while they are a nice addition, their utility is severely limited due to the products design. One is better off wearing a vibrating penis ring and then using the pump on top.

The most important part of the pump is the pump bulb and tubing. These are often the item that tends to separate the good pumps from the one-time use ones. And this is where this pump does quite well. The bulb produces good strong pressure and the flexible tube appears to be of high quality. The quick release valve works well and can be easily used if too much pressure builds up inside the pump.

The pump is easy enough to clean. And given the nature of the product, it should not get too messy to begin with. Just run the plastic tube under warm water and wiping it with a toy disinfectant or soap should be enough.

One awesome use for this toy, which might not be apparent due to its name, is that it can be used on places besides a penis. We love using my wife’s pussy pump when we play and this penis pump can be used for the same purpose. Using a little creativity, there is no reason this pump can’t be used on a vagina or a breast. It might not work as well as toys dedicated for that purpose, but still works well enough in a pinch.

Those who have read some of our prior reviews might be familiar with our kinkier sides. Specially scenarios involving the Mrs. tying me down and doing some tease-and-denial. Usually this ends with her finally letting me orgasm and then continuing to stroke me (I believe this is referred to as "Post-Orgasm Torture". The men out there will be familiar with how sensitive the penis gets and how every stroke and tug can be torture or extreme pleasure — depending on your outlook. Though this eventually comes to end as the erection fades and the glans are not swollen enough to be so sensitive.

This is where we've found the pump to our new best friend. After I orgasm, she quickly places the pump on me and pumps till I am nice and hard. After which she moves the pump ever so slightly up and then ties my penis with the 5 Speed Cock Strap.

Once, she's gotten the strap nice and tight around the base of the penis, she goes to town stroking and tugging.

Generally driving me insane! The fact that this Post-Orgasm torture session can last so much longer is only possible due to this pump.

While, this type of a situation might not tickle everyones' fancy, it should give some idea about the different types of play possible with this toy!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Vibrating big man's pump tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Penis
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