Assorted french ticklers by Cal Exotics - review by darthkitt3n

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That's Some Painful Tickling

For this price, I guess this is worth at least one try. I didn't enjoy mine, though it could have been just the particular one I received that was painful. For some reason this reminds me of plastic cutlery.
Cheap, disposable.
Tip was rough and poked me a lot.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I decided to give the French Ticklers a try. They looked like fun, and for $2.99 to try one, it wasn’t really a waste of money if I hated it. Which, of course, I did.

I received an orangey-pink colored one. It came in just a little plastic bag with a cardboard piece stapled on the top. It didn’t come with any instructions or anything. The tickler looked like a regular head of a penis, except all around it there was little round nubs. The tip had this long piece of rubber that was pretty pokey. The head part looked kind of like one of those swirled sea shells or maybe an ice cream cone. I think the head was probably about an inch and a half long at the most. The rubber head was attached to a sort of condom sleeve.

We had absolutely no trouble getting this on him. I decided that we should put a regular condom on him before this, just in case this didn’t work well as a condom. The tickler’s condom sleeve part rolled down and fit just right. On top of the tickler I slathered on some water-based lubricant just in case some was needed. I would think water or silicone based lubricants would work fine with this.

When he finally got inside of me, I only actually let him stay there for maybe five minutes or so. The pokey tip of the tickler was quite painful, and felt like it was scratching my vaginal walls up pretty good. The nubs were ok, as they were smooth and had rounded edges.

My boyfriend did not enjoy this product either. The tickler was in the way of him really receiving any pleasure from being inside of me. He was lucky, though, because he didn’t get to feel this thing ripping up his innards.

Cleaning up the tickler was easy. I just tossed it in the trash with the used condom. I highly doubt these things could be reusable at all.

I definitely recommend using a condom with this. The tickler didn’t fit very tightly on him, like a condom would, so if he had ejaculated, there was a pretty good chance it would have gotten inside of me. Using a condom can help control pregnancy and helps prevent the contraction of STDs.
Follow-up commentary
Not really much else I can say about this. It's in the trash, and I have no intention of buying another one.
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  • Miss Cinnamon
    Ouch... I'm really not sure how this could be used pleasurably. Maybe if you stuck it on a vibrator and just used it for clitoral stimulation? Thanks for the review.
  • Kayla
    That just looks really uncomfortable. Thanks for the review.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    This little sucker, is unique looking. Too bad you didnt like it Sad face

    Nice review Big smile
    Sometimes I really wonder what the hell toy manufacturers are thinking when they create these monstrosities. Pokey things never feel good inside of a soft vagina!
  • ......
    Nice review, thanks!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I would NOT recommend putting this over a condom. It will make it much more likely for the condom to break from friction! Other than that, this was a good review.
  • darthkitt3n
    It doesn't work as a condom, though. It fit too loosely on him to actually prevent pregnancy.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Right, it isn't supposed to. You are only supposed to use it with birth control or other contraception in the form of VCS.
  • darthkitt3n
    Unfortunately, not all women can afford birth control. When I used this, my only available method of birth control was condoms. I found that it worked for me personally by using a good deal of lubricant between the condom and the tickler.
  • Checkmate
    Thanks for the review. I've been wondering about these, and even at the low price will have to pass. Thanks again.
  • Fuck it.
    I'm surprised you actually tried it. I would have touched it and stopped once I realized it was rough.
  • catalunalilith
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • sktb0007
    Painful and tickling does not mix for me lol thanks hun for the review
  • Darklyvan
    Thanks for the review
  • amazon
    Thanks for the review
  • animepanda89
    Great review.
  • Cinnyree
    im just so curious
  • DomonCoshu
    Thanks for the review!
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