McKenzi Lee pocket pussy - realistic vagina by Doc Johnson - review by Kmonkey

The first time may just be the last.

Because of the more strict care requirements, despite the pleasure from the tighter holes, I'm only giving this one a three stars. And I may be swearing off UR3 forever.
Very firm very tight hole, fun to fuck.
Loud, traceable smell on the hands and penis.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is supposed to be hand-held though I find it alarmingly loud when used in such a fashion. It doesn't vibrate loudly, but just makes a loud, sucky, squishy sound. I prefer some kind of mount, a theme common in most of my toy using preferences though this one, when laying down, my cock straight up in the air, imagining a certain someone bouncing up and down. It's kind of a tight hole which I found really enjoyable, and it's much more rigid than my jelly toy which I also really enjoyed.

Material / Texture

The material is UR3 and has a smell, though I kind of liked it, almost cherry scented. It does stick to your hands and I imagine to your penis, though if I could bend over that far... Well I'll leave it to the imagination. The texture is firm, though it does feel a little strange in your hands. It looks like skin, the pussy is amazingly detailed and can be fun for a little oral practice as well.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design is really realistic, and I haven't noticed any kind of defect or line. The ridges on the bottom of the shaft add a very nice sensation while you're gripping it in your hand. Though with a firm toy like this one, I've come to understand that it's more likely to rip or tear with use. Though with the distraction coming from the smell as well as the added distraction from the odd texture it took a little extra time to get off. The size is a little tight and without a dollop of lube it could be uncomfortable with a larger than average size penis.

Care and Maintenance

UR3 is one of the most porous materials out there and is often used to model real "parts" so that makes it extra important to clean well, and treat it with more than a little care. That amount of attention is not something I look forward to in a toy and is one more reason why I don't particularly care for this specific toy. If it's the one for you, make sure to use soap, mild, as harsher products can cause some degradation to the toy. Dry it by softly blotting it with a cloth. Paper towels tend to leave a bunch of icky residue... It's one of those products that shouldn't really be touched by other rubber products.


This toy comes in a smaller box than I expected but the packaging is definitely not shy. It comes with instruction on cleaning, use, lubricant preferences as well as a registration form for a kind of replacement thing. (all very helpful)
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  • Maiden
    After reading this review, I will say that you probably wouldn't like the one I reviewed either. It too is hard to take care of and it's cyberskin, so it's very squishy..for lack of a better word.
  • Cinnamon
    I was thinking of buying this one for Master, but I'm guessing I'd be the one cleaning it! No thank you. Great review!
  • Kmonkey
    Thanks for the glowing endorsement. As someone who's played around with the dom sub relationship type I definately share your aggravation.
  • Kmonkey
    Squishy is a great word, and a very accurate description. Thanks Maiden.
  • Maiden
    I do the cleaning for my Daddy.... and I don't mind. He did clean it once though, and did a good job, but he didn't dry it thoroughly or powder it, so I would rather do it anyway! Winking
  • Kmonkey
    I think that's just a guy thing. Or at least I haven't met a guy who cleans like a girl and wasn't "on broadway"
  • Maiden
    lol.... Big smile
  • TastieStacie
    Lol my man never cleaned his either when he had a pocket pussy. Weird. He usually cleans mine for me though after we're done playing. Guess we're just an odd couple. Great review Kmonkey. Your reviews always make me smile.
  • Kmonkey
    I think it's just, as guys... with girls we really kind of expect clean up to be easy. Peel off a condom or make her pop a pill (Or get an insert) and we're pretty much worry free. But girls, their parts are mysterious (to some, not meBig smile of course) and we're down there right in the trenches up close and personal... I don't know, just a view on the subject. As always I'm glad I make you laugh TS
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Hey KMonkey, great review, but I was wondering if this thing is still going strong after three months?
  • bobowaxer
    Thanks for the review.
  • Andrey2052
    Nice review, thanks!
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