Realistic pussy and ass with vibrating bullet - realistic vagina by EdenFantasys - review by Brandon

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If you are looking for a male masturbator that comes with a little more weight, this one is for you. Coming in at 3.5 pounds, this realistic pussy and ass can be a more than enough for two hands! Unfortunately though, the vibes that are included are lacking in punch, and the overall presentation is lacking in realistic detail and feel. Nothing that will blow you away with this toy, but is a run of the mill male masturbator that will get the job done as intended.
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Pros:
Size, has both vaginal and anal tunnel.
Cons:
Vibrations are weak, minimal textures/ribs in vagina tunnel.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This male masturbator is intended for those seeking a toy with both a vaginal and anal canal. I was personally drawn to this masturbator because I felt that it would provide a very realistic look and feel. Add that a dual bullet vibrator is included, I could not wait to try this Realistic pussy and ass with vibrating bullet. Call me crazy though, but I wish it had a name.
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

Vibrators: The dual vibrating bullets are typical bullet style vibe. Both are constructed of an outer smooth chrome color metal that is attached to the control pack via two cords. The control pack itself is constructed of a grey plastic material.

Realistic pussy and ass masturbator: The masturbator is made of TPR material, which is hypo-allergenic, latex and phthalates free. After removing the masturbator from the packaging, I did notice a slight smell like one might get with other TPR products. The TPR material made the toy very soft, which provides a life-like feel. The outer layer of the Realistic pussy and ass is very smooth to the touch. There really is not much color to the flesh, giving it almost a ghost like or faint appearance. The vagina opening is painted with a very light pink/red paint. It almost looks as if the paint was dapped on with a cotton ball. For me, the appearance lacked realistic detail.

The vaginal tunnel is extremely smooth, until you get to the very end (where you will find a few ridges.) Personally speaking, I feel that the texture inside the vaginal tunnel is lacking. I wish there would be more nubs and ribs along the entire length of the canal to enhance sensation and feeling.

The anal tunnel, on the other hand, contains more ribs and ridges along the canal. Because of this, I prefer using the anal tunnel for added pleasure and realistic sensations.

This masturbator it is a non-sticky skin like material. After using the toy, it is recommended to use corn starch or talc powder to minimalize the “stickiness” and to restore the TPR back to the original smooth skin-like feel.

    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

This is the section where I have most of my complaints with the Realistic pussy and ass with vibrating bullet. I will begin this section discussing the bullet vibrators.
Vibrators: The two bullet style vibes are attached to the control pack via two cords. The control pack takes 3 aaa batteries (even though the description states 2 double A batteries.) The control pack is in the shape of a women’s torso with 2 plump round breasts. The red nipples are the controls. The pack actually fits very well in my hand when I grip it.

Before trying turning on the vibrators, I assumed the left nipple would turn on the left vibe and the right nipple would turn on the right vibe. This, however, is not the case. The left nipple button controls both vibes. There is only one setting or speed, which is a medium intensity. The right nipple turns on sound. I was actually not expecting this vibrator to make any noise besides the buzzing of the 2 vibrators. And after pressing the right nipple button, I wish that is all I heard! Coming from a speaker located on the back of the control pack, is a very loud track of what is supposed to be female moaning, screaming and climaxing (over and over and over.) The problem is the female sounds are very distracting, sound is muffled and instead of a women having an climax, she sounds like she is in pain more than anything else. This did not help with creating any sort of a realistic fantasy; rather is was just something that made me laugh.

Like I have stated, there is only one speed for both vibes and they cannot be controlled independently. The vibrations are rather weak and do not really add much sensation to the toy.

Realistic pussy and ass masturbator: This male masturbator is a very good size, if one is looking for something larger than a typical sleeve. This toy is great if you are looking for something that you can grab with two hands. The overall length of the toy is 6 ¾ inches, with a vaginal and anal tunnel depth of nearly 6 inches. The overall weight is 3.5 pounds.

The vaginal and anal openings are the same size/tightness, but the anal canal contains more ribs and textures than the vagina. Both tunnels will get the job done, but I prefer using the anal opening. While using the masturbator with lube, I was able to slide my penis in and out with very little drag. There was nothing about this toy that made it stand out, but it does get the job done.



One thing to keep in mind, it that the vaginal canal is very close to the top surface and the anal canal is close to the bottom surface. If you are not careful, you could “pop” through the material, which would not be good. As shown below, I bent my finger in the tunnel and could see the flesh of my finger. Any further force would have ripped the TPR material.



This masturbator is only open on the front side; where the tunnels do not run all the way through the toy. I did not have any issues with this and did not feel that I was going to create a hole in the back. On the underside of the toy, you will find 4 holes. These are the holes where you can place both vibrators.



I preferred placing them in the two front slots, rather than the back two. Again the vibrations were so weak, that I actually grabbed a few other bullet vibes that I had and used them instead of the ones that were included.
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

As I stated a little earlier, to ensure that your toy stays smooth to the touch and not sticky, I recommend applying corn starch after each use.

Cleaning can be somewhat cumbersome, due to the fact that both tunnels are closed and are not connected to one another. While you can get it cleaned out after use, it might take a little longer than a masturbator with a complete tunnel.

Packaging

The packaging of this product is very minimal. It actually arrived wrapped in 2 one gallon sized baggies. For me, this just wasn’t very professional looking at all. There was no paperwork, no product graphics, or not even a name or manufacturer information. I would recommend that the manufacturer offer a more traditional packaging option.

    • Minimal
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Super job !
  • hoser69
    should call it Brandi...lol
  • DancerKittyKat
    Great review! I love the pictures and all of the details! The female voice does sound very distracting...and funny!
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