5-function stroker - penis stroker by Cal Exotics - review by Hardware

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The Oddest Masturbator You can Probably Find

I give Cal Exotics credit for trying something new, but this one I honestly don't think is worth it. Figuring out how its supposed to be used was annoying, it uses 4 AAA batteries, and the head is very tight on thick guys even though the head is flexible. On the upside, its something different than a masturbation sleeve, it has patterns which guys usually don't get, and men get a different kind of stimulation. With some more R and D, this could be a great toy, but its not there yet.
multiple vibration patterns, new kind of design, flexible
Hard to figure out, too small, very tight, uses a lot of batteries, no instructions
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is designed with a male in mind. Holding the handle in your palm, you place the ring around your penis and use it to stroke in an up and down motion. To be perfectly honest, there really isn't any directions or hint that this is how it is supposed to be used, but I found it to be the most comfortable positioning I could find. It does a god job of stimulating the entire penis as you stroke, especially when you start cycling through the patterns. This is definitely a toys that gives you the feeling of being stroked by something else, even though you are manipulating it on your own.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The handle is made from plastic, while the head is made from TPE so it can flex to accommodate different sized men. Upon opening the box, there was a moderate chemical smell, but some soap and some toy cleaner seemed to clear it up for the most part. The barbs on the head of the toy really didn't do much for me, but the vibrations definitely did. Overall, as long as you are not too thick, this could be used by anyone and any level.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design is pretty awkward. The handle and head are not like anything I have seen or used in the past. The actual use of this toy was hard to figure out. The head of it is kind of small and very tight for someone so is much thicker than your average guy. However, I was still able to achieve an orgasm from using it. I would say from the size, this is designed for your average user. The toy isn't the most subtle thing in the world, so hiding it is recommended. It is fairly compact so you could travel with it though.
    • Ergonomic
    • Futuristic
    • May be too tight for some

Care and Maintenance

Care is always pretty straight forward as usual. Warm water and soap/toy cleaner. It is compatible with water and silicone based lubes. for storage, its best to toss this guy into a box or with your clothing in the dresser.
    • Easy to clean
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Geogeo
    So weird, thanks for reviewing
  • Boobs and Lubes
  • js250
    Thanks for the review--any alternative uses????
  • Mikemanz
  • rockblenny
    That's different...Thanks for the review.
  • SecretKinksters
    Nice review! Going to pass on this one.
  • sw33t1zm3
    very different! too bad its hard to figure out my hubby doesnt have patience that lol
  • Fluke
    I've seen some other products like this, never tried one but want to. I'm waiting for a good one to get on eden
  • pizzahut
    Thanks for the review
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sabrina
  • Trysexual
    Looks more useful to stick up your ass than stroke your cock with...wtf
  • eroticmutt
    Thank you for the review. This is definitely one of the more odd designs out there!
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