The PUMP that SUCKS! (in a good way)

Bye-bye, manual pumps! The Automatic Penis Pump is in town and taking over. It takes very little manual effort and produces a huge cock that's ready for the sexual activities to begin!
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Pros
Low Noise
Incredibly Strong Suction
Easy To Use
Cons
The suction may be to strong for some.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Use

The Automatic Penis Pump is a gift from heaven to everyone that owns a penis! It is best used to make your cock go from flaccid to erect in just a few minutes. This handheld pump is easy to use and comes with easy-to-follow instructions.
Pump Instructions (Front)
Pump Instructions (Front)
Pump Instructions (Back)
Pump Instructions (Back)
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • See-through cylinder with inch and centimeter markings to view progress

Material / Texture

The Automatic Penis Pump has 4 pieces that are each made from a different material and is suitable for all levels of pump user experience.
Pump Pieces
Pump Pieces
The black top that contains the motor is made of very sturdy heavy duty plastic. The clear cylinder is also made of plastic but not as heavy duty as the motor piece. The stretchy doughnut has a rubber feel to it, and the USB cord is just like any other USB cord that you already own. When opening the packaging, I did not detect any odors.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Automatic Penis Pump design reminds me of a rocket ship, which is appropriate since your cock is about to blast off into an astronomical size! The clear cylinder is 7 1/2" long with a 2 1/2" diameter. The total height of the pump is just under a foot at 11 1/2". Because of its size, it is not easy to hide and is definitely not discreet. I do not recommend taking this on travel. It's bulky, and the clear cylinder may get cracked if not protected properly.
    • Beginner
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Automatic Penis Pump is simple to operate. I will admit that it took some practicing to get the hang of how to manipulate the controls. However, once I figured them out, the pump is a pleasure to use. The pump is charged by USB which attaches in the slot on the back of the top motor piece.
USB Port
Pump USB Port
A full charge takes about 2 hours for an hour worth of play time.
The pump has 3 control buttons: On/Off, Increase Suction (+), Decrease Suction/Stop/Quick Release (-).
Pump Controls
Pump Controls
You hold the power button for 2-3 seconds and the pump starts sucking immediately at the lowest of 3 settings. Technically there isn't a name for each setting, but I would label them as Intense, More Intense, and Astronomically Intense. This pump really sucks! Even on the highest setting, the pump is actually very quiet. I would not be able to hear it behind a closed door. Changing the suck setting is easy. Just tap the + or - button depending on which way you want to go. A really nice and important feature of the Automatic Penis Pump is the Quick Release. If the pressure becomes to intense and you need to stop to avoid injury or pain, you just press and hold the - button for 1-2 seconds. The sucking will stop and the pressure will be released for as long as you are pressing on the - button. Once you stop pressing the button, the pressure will remain steady until you press the + or - button to continue your play time.
Another feature included with this toy is the stretchy doughnut ring. The doughnut attaches to the open end of the tube. Its main purpose is to provide a seal between the cylinder and your pubic area. Apply a generous amount of water-based lube to the doughnut to ensure a tight fitting seal. Please note, that if you have a large amount of "bush" in this area, the seal may not work well. Go find yourself some hedge-trimmers and chop that hairy mess down!
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The Automatic Penis Pump dismantles to make cleaning easy. Only the motor piece is not waterproof. Use a damp towel to wipe this piece off. The clear cylinder and doughnut are waterproof and can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water or your favorite toy cleaner. It is best to leave the pump dismantled until completely dry. At that point, it is safe to reassemble and recharge.

The pump is rather large (11 1/2" H x 2 1/2" W), so it may be somewhat difficult to keep hidden from someone else's wondering eyes. However, it will stand upright without needing support. I store mine in my toy chest in the clear plastic bag that it came with.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The Automatic Penis Pump arrived packed in a discreet brown box. The toy was enclosed in a clear plastic bag that was easy to tear open.
Packaging
Pump Packaging
Instructions are included and easy to understand.
There is an inner packaging that helps protect the doughnut. The rubber doughnut fits perfectly inside a clear plastic "shell" to help maintain its form when not in use. I think that this is an excellent idea.
Pump Ring
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Very informative

Personal comments

My favorite feature of the Automatic Penis Pump is the measuring tool engraved on the sides of the clear cylinder. One side is inches while the other side is centimeters. I know that my cock is already 7" long, so it is cool to see when I am fully erect and can stop using the pump. The cylinder is 7 1/2" in total length, so I know that I can continue to use the pump to increase my total size by a 1/2 inch. When I reach that length, it will be time to buy a larger pump and pass this one along to any of my "lesser endowed" friends.

Experience

I don't have a partner, so I use the pump for solo play. My first time using it was quite interesting. I didn't realize how powerful the lowest suction setting was! I thought it would only provide a little tug while pulling my cock into the cylinder, and I would have to go to a higher setting to get satisfaction. Boy, I was wrong! I followed the instructions about applying a generous amount of water-based lube to the doughnut so it would create an excellent seal at the entrance point. Even with a good seal, the suction was so intense that my balls got sucked into the cylinder as well. I will say that this isn't the greatest feeling in the world (unless you are in the middle of a BDSM session, then it's perfect)! Thank goodness for the quick-release button!
After I got my balls back where they belong, I started the pump again. This time, however, I positioned the cylinder a little higher on my pubic area. Much better! As I watched my cock get longer and longer, I noticed that my girth was also increasing. I have a 6" girth to begin with, and by the time I was finished with the pump, it had expanded to almost 7". I love this pump!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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