Jesse's futurotic travel pussy - pocket pussie by Cal Exotics - review by Jebus13

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Tight but tears

Overall if you like to use a lot of lube, and I do mean a lot, then I'd recommend it.
discreet over some of the larger pocket pussies on the market
too thin I split mine rather easily
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Masturbation for guys is kind of a staple. We get horny, we masturbate; pocket pussies and masturbators tend to be for a quick release when right or lefty just are not enough. I found this particular pocket pussy a little wanting. Usually they give a feel similar to being in a real vagina. Now if Jesse Jane is as tight as this product she really must have surgery often. I lubed up with this toy and after the first few times of use it split; the entry wasn't as tight and just didn't have the same sensation anymore.

I've found that foreplay with a pocket pussy can be fun when it's not too lifelike, but this just didn't do it for me and my other half. Usually masturbation play is fun for an opener in going from foreplay to flat out fun sex. Clean up for this one was easy, but I recommend some toy cleaner as there are spots that seem to hold some lube (maybe I just got a bad one out of a batch). If this is what it's like to have sex with Jesse Jane I'll pass.

This is kind of disheartening because usually the first and all times I play with a pocket pussy it's a joyride that I can't wait to do again. This one just did not live up to the hype. Jesse Jane is hot and if you've seen Pirates this for me was the perfect idea for a toy to go with a porno. Too bad it just didn't live up to the beauty you see on the screen.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material is firm, but a little too firm; like I said I split mine. There is a texture to it, but nothing like having sex with a good piece of pussy.
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The shape was simplistic; a bit too simplistic and perhaps I would have enjoyed a little more to the body of the toy more if it had a little more width. I think it personally would have lasted a bit longer as well.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • May be too tight for some

Functions / Performance / Controls

I decided to give it a try in the shower, which went nicely because it is easy to grip and made my shower a little fun. I did find after it had a little leak where water seemed to drip out from some areas on the inside.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

This toy is really easy to care for except that there (as I've previously mentioned) seem to be some cavities which hold lube or water that pour out later.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I tend to dispatch with packaging, as with a masturbator it's kind of simplistic; slide tab A (your penis) into slot B (the toy). The instructions read a bit like a fantasy that leaves you wanting, but not to have sex or masturbate but to watch porn starring Jesse Jane.
    • Minimal
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  • Bignuf
    Thanks for that honest review.
  • Blooddragon
    Thank you!
  • edeneve
    thanks for the review.
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