To begin with, the Senso Beaded Crystal Pussy from California Exotic Novelties probably should not be classified as a pocket pussy despite its appearance. A much more appropriate description, however, would be something along the line of cock drainer or sperm extractor because that is exactly what it does. The sleeve itself is of decent size, fitting the entire size of my hand between the tip of my thumb touching the tip of my middle finger. Inside the clear jelly sleeve are five beads the size of my thumb located under the ribbed canal which is about a centimeter wide.

Descriptions aside, now to actually have some fun with the toy. I started with the lubricant, using the California Erotic Novelties sample pack included in the package, but this is probably my biggest complaint concerning the sleeve. It is not possible, at least with any relative ease, to lubricate the inside of the canal itself. This meant that I was only able to lube my cock up which I find doesn't work very well. The sample lube did a good job at that, but it was quite watery compared to what I usually use so along with the excess it left a mess.

Inserting my penis into the sleeve was no easy task either. As I mentioned earlier, the canal is approximately a centimeter wide so I had to essentially shove myself inside which was made all the more difficult without there being any inner lubbing. Once I was inside and started moving the sleeve up and down my shaft, needing to use both hands because it was so tight, I realized something. This is on the borderline of being uncomfortable let alone unusable. To be honest, the only sensation I got from the toy was the tight squeezing and pulling on my manhood. The beads on the bottom and unlubed ribbed inside were essentially trying to milk the cum from my dick. It didn't take long before it actually did, less than half a minute and that's not counting the time it took to get into the thing.


Cumming inside the sleeve results in it squirting out the end hole, and if you don't have a tissue at the end when you release then have fun cleaning that up along with the lube. All that's left is to pull out and run the sleeve under some water to clean it out, much more simple that actually fucking it.

Overall, I at the end of the experience all I really had was the post-release of ejaculating, but there was no real enjoyment or pleasure during the ordeal to leave me feeling satisfied.