Latex penis pants - raunchy underwear by Pipedream - review by leatherlover

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These were in my wish list for a long time, and them coming out of it wasn't as great as I would think. The fit in the back was loose, all around it went up too high, and the penis sleeve didn't allow me to get an erection. I still slightly enjoyed the latex garment, and a better fitting item might change my mind. But overall, a disappointment.
Latex, cock sleeve for erection
Poor design and cheap build, penis sleeve too small
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
My love affair for latex has been on and off for years now, ever since I discovered the material for lingerie. It started off strongly, and I had images of my wife wearing various latex pieces; catsuit, corset, thigh high stockings, everything! I loved the tight fit of the material, and the shine that it could achieve, with beautiful colors to boot. But then I got the bad news, and my love affair started to collapse. My wife was allergic to latex! I thought, we can't risk her skin allergies, so I threw away all of my plans, but put some in the back of my mind. All during this time, I have had a book, Rubber Sex, in my wish list. I figured if anything, I could at least read about this wonderful material. But by reading the book, my love affair not only come back with latex, but it grew stronger. Even if I couldn't enjoy the material with my wife, I could at least enjoy it by myself. And here comes the latex penis pants.

Putting On
This being my first interaction with latex, I didn't know what to expect. I knew I should use silicone lube to polish the material, but we didn't have any, and I didn't want to spend the money on a bottle if it was just going to get thrown away. So I figured, I will wear it once, and if I like it, I'll get a bottle on my next order. I knew I needed to use cornstarch to apply to the inside of the garment to help get it on, and I did that. I thought at first how in the hell I am going to spread this around, but it went on quite easily. I applied 2 dabs using a teaspoon, one of the front and back, and then closed the shorts up and rubbed it all over. This worked wonderfully. I then very carefully, since latex likes to grab onto hairs like crazy, lifted the shorts up my legs and got them around my waist. Once I had it in place, I also applied some cornstarch into the shaft for my penis, just so he didn't rip through the sleeve as he got larger. Try to pull the end of the penis sleeve down your penis before you get large, or squeeze out the air, otherwise you will never get the air out.

Once on, damn did I feel great. They were a little higher in the back and front than I expected. And walking around, even though you could hear them a little, they just felt, I don't know, devine. Tight and confining, and quite a bit naughty, I just loved it. I am wearing them right now as I am typing this review. After walking around a little bit more, they are quite noticeable to hear, especially if you have nothing else on. If you were in a quite building, someone would probably hear them. Out of the street or somewhere else busy, not so much. And if they did ask you, just say it is your crappy shoes.

And they say your body feels hot under the latex clothing, but I haven't experienced that yet, even on a cold day. If anything, around my ass where it is a little loose, I almost feel damp and cold. I couldn't get a full erection, and it feels like the latex won't stretch enough diameter wise. My balls were also really confined, and when I pulled the pants down, I felt how tight it was around my balls and legs.

So far, on the first day I have been wearing these for about 3 hours. I sat and worked on some reviews, watched a few scenes from Bad Girls 5, which is where I couldn't get the full erection, and even did dishes for a while. All along, these were underneath my normal clothes. Once I took off my clothes, the noise I heard from walking with the latex on was even louder. There is so extra material between my cheeks, and going towards my balls. But I can't seem to pull it to stretch it out, so I think that is where the noise is coming from. And if I am standing and bent over, or just sitting upright, the extra high front material likes to roll down.

Front above thighs- 4.5"
Front down crotch- 9"
Penis sleeve- 6"
Rear center- 11"
Rear sides- 9"
All the measurements were taken while I was wearing them.
Holding it up after cleaning, it looks like from the backside, that they took a piece of latex the size of a toilet seat and cut it in half. That is for the ass, then there is a very similar piece in the front, except there are two cut-outs for the legs, and then the addition for the penis sleeve.

They came in a red 1" by 9.5" by 6" cardboard box, featuring a photo of a man wearing them. On the back, they provide a small amount of info about care. They recommend a Rubba-Glow to polish the material, but silicone lube works just fine. And they recommend using talc powder applied to the inside while putting them on. But talc has been linked to cancer, so I just used cornstarch. They also have 16 pictures of the various latex products that they offer. If my wife could wear them, and Eden carried them, I would want at least 5 of them. When I opened the box, inside was the pants in a sealed plastic bag, folded up a few times. Even trying to pull the pants out of the bag, they were trying to grab a hold of that.

After you remove the garment, you should immediately clean it to remove any oils from your body. Oil, make-up, perfume and colognes are all bad for latex, so try to prevent contact with your garment, especially if you get something more expensive. Rinse the garment in warm water with no soap. Then wipe away all the water with a towel, before placing it back inside of its bag. You can either store it just in the bag, or like me place it back inside of its box. That way I know what it is, and it really doesn't take up much extra space. You should also keep it out of light.
Follow-up commentary
Since I wore these last, they have not come back out of their package. I just have had no motivation to try them back on. My wife the other day even asked when I am going to throw these out. I have yet to do it, but I feel their time in my possession is short.
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My Latex penis pants tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Lucky21
    Great review, thanks!
  • leatherlover
    Thanks Lucky21.
  • Fun with Dick & Jane
    Fantastic review...thanks!
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for reading Fun with Dick & Jane.
  • lightrunner
    its a shame they didnt work out, i know the feeling of undies and such not living up to expectation all to well
  • leatherlover
    @lightrunner. I was really looking forward to latex, but this was a huge letdown. And my wife being allergic to latex makes trying another piece in the future just that much more unlikely.
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  • Bex1331
    Thanks for the review! That latex allergy is a real bummer
  • XxXxX
    Thank you for the review!
  • Porygorish
    I enjoyed them, but yea, too much bother
  • SecretKinksters
    Nice review! Thanks for sharing
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  • Redweird
    Thanks for the review
  • talkless
    Great review
  • srexom
    thanks for your review
  • sexy34
    thank you
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