Transfer student - masturbator discontinued by Toy's heart - review by B8trDude

Warning – all grammar, syntax, and other errors in this review are intentional!

I wasn’t sure what to expect when I learned that the “Transfer Student’ masturbator was on its way but heck, I have never objected to sticking my penis into other masturbators before so I agreed to give this one a try. I want to make it very clear from the beginning, however, that I find the name of this masturbator to be very offensive as it certainly suggests illegal (and disgusting) activities with underage girls. As almost everything on the package is written in Japanese, including the name of this masturbator, I thought I’d try to find some more information about it before giving it a good pounding. I found very little about the “Transfer Student” except for a blurb about it on the manufacturer’s (Toy’s Heart) web site web site and on another Japanese web site for sex toys. Both sites contain information in “English” (if it can be called that) that is nearly incomprehensible. The one thing I did note is that Toy’s Heart offers other masturbators with equally disgusting names, “Campus Love”, “First Trip to School”, “Sexy Sister”, “After School in the Classroom”, “At 15”, and “High School Girl's Hip 2”. Even though the English on Toy Heart’s web site is nearly incomprehensible, the large number of masturbators featuring themes about young girls is certainly evident – maybe pedophilia is okay in Japan but I find it very offensive.

Fortunately, the actual masturbator is just that – a pocket pussy/penis sleeve that has nothing to do with young girls. The lack of information on this line of toys, however, has led me to write a review that mimics (and quotes from) the manufacturer’s site as well as the Japanese sex shop site mentioned above. With that in mind, here we go!

I insert my penis interior to popular material, naming “baby skin”. It be important for erection hard first because “comfortable pliability raises hardness as it is just for a moment, and is raising durability.” If penis not erection hard first, then no sticky dicky into masturbator adequately for good pounding. Japanese sex store say “Since the internal structure is too tight if a difficulty is mentioned, insertion is difficult when it is in a soft state.” My cock say yes – it must be very hard before it can go in “closed from the entrance, so that a penis will be driven out, if until erection has not been carried out to some extent.”

Once penis not soft no more and can go past special entrance hole in masturbator made from special “baby skin” material, penis then “continues to the back, drawing a spiral so that the whole meat wall may surge.” I believe that my penis feel very better when I squeeze out air from inside hole so no more air makey very much good suction and can feel the “oppression screwed up in spiral structure has also changed it to a pure pleasant sensation by an internal structure.”

Japenese sex toy store say, "You'd faint in agony by the stimulus which tightens so much! Furthermore, matchless evolved spiral structure."

After pounding penis hard good, it make big explosion mess and then all better! Penis good and not faint in agony.

According to the packaging, this masturbator is made from phthalate free “baby skin”. Toy’s Heart web site states that it is made from TPE (also known as TPR). It feels feels soft and squishy in the hand. It certainly has an interior texture that does feel quite good. Although it is difficult to determine what the texture looks like by turning it inside out, presumably its similar to that displayed.

Fortunately, there is no perceptible smell or taste. The “Transfer Student” did feel a bit oily when I first removed in from the packaging but I couldn’t tell what caused that. Washing the toy did remove whatever was making it feel that way.

This masturbator fits very comfortably in my hand. One often reads that when women use masturbators on their men, that they're too big to hold - this pocket pussy should be comfortable for most users to handle. At 5 1/2" in length and weighing approximately 3/4 of a pound, it’s not exceptionally large but, because it does stretch a lot, it should accommodate most penises. This masturbator is solid-beige in color and other than the orifice, it's nearly completely cylindrical in shape.

The masturbator does have some textures that feel very good when wrapped around my manhood but, as I already mentioned above (in fractured English), it’s necessary to be very hard first and to be lubed up – otherwise, you simply can’t get your dick in. Putting on a cock ring first is also helpful. Another interesting thing is that this is a closed ended masturbator; there is only one hole. I found that it is very important to insert your penis and then squeeze the air out that’s trapped inside. If you don’t do that, it’s not a very good experience. Removing the air not only creates suction but the textures can then be felt. The textures are not overpowering but they do feel very good. Once you’re in and pounding away, this masturbator also makes slurpy sounds that are moderately loud. Not a problem for me but others might not enjoy the noises.

There are no controls to this masturbator. Once it is wrapped around your cock, all that’s needed is a hand wrapped around it and then stroke away! I’ve already mentioned that there is just one opening but it’s easy enough to squeeze the air out so that you can enjoy the full experience. Because it’s necessary to be very hard first, you should either be prepared to enjoy the fireworks right away or make sure you’ve got plenty of stamina if you want to take your time masturbating. Pulling and stretching on it during use also feels good.

This pocket pussy is made from TPE (TPR) and both silicone and water-based lubes can be used. It can also be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water. Because TPE is porous, it’s very important to clean it well and it should not be shared with others. When dry, a light dusting of cornstarch will help to prevent it from becoming a sticky dust magnet.

The packaging is horrific and is not discreet. A very ugly deformed Anime-like girl (in a school uniform) with the most enormous boobs I’ve ever seen is featured on two sides. Just a few words appear in English: “Baby Skin”, “Phthalate Free”, “Lotion”, and “Made in Japan” – that’s about it as everything else is in Japanese. The masturbator arrives wrapped in sealed plastic and comes with a small sample of lube with the words “Shape up Lotion” printed on it.

Due to the dearth of information on the packaging, I was very pleased to find that Toy’s Heart web site states the following about this masturbator: “Ministry of Health: this material is in accordance with standard No. 370 of the Food Sanitation Law.” I’m surprised they didn’t put that on the packaging – that would be very useful information! I wonder what other exciting tidbits that Japan’s “Food Sanitation Law” contains. Of course, I’m not about to eat this masturbator, I’m content to just stroke with it!

I’ve already launched into my diatribe about the disgusting inferences to pedophilia so I won’t belabor that here except to say that the packaging is useless and I’ve already gotten rid of it. Don’t even think about traveling with the original packaging! I'm rather surprised that customs didn't stop it but perhaps their inspectors don't read Japanese.

As a masturbator, this one fulfills the job. Certainly not the best, but also not the worst. Most men should have a good time with it. Again, I just wish that Toy’s Heart would dump their inane packaging and emphasize their product instead. I was actually surprised that the texture feels as good as it does. It does take a bit of work to get it fully wrapped around my cock. It is important to use lube and to get out all of the air first.