Posh lovers cage - cock ring by Cal Exotics - review by TheCleansing

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Well that was interesting.

The girlfriend definitely had a better time with this than I did. We found it a hassle to put on and take off but fun while it was on. Beginners will enjoy this but experts might find it a bit on the boring side. In the end it gets 3 stars from me because I guess it fills a market successfully (gentle experimental bondage), but I'm just not that market.
Well designed, soft, mostly seamless.
Not really hardcore enough for experts, a pain to put on and take off when erect.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I believe these are intended to be used with a partner during sex. You or your partner fit the toy over whichever one of you has a penis and go at it, using this thing as texture for the female and sort of S&M constriction for the male. I advocate putting this on before getting hard as trying to fit it over an erect penis is painful as well as difficult in my experience.

Due to the S&M nature of the toy I wouldn't give it to absolute beginners, but a more advanced audience might find these boring and opt to go for a more intense cock cage instead.

I guess this technically can also be used as a solo masturbation toy, although I personally wouldn't be interested in that.
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Couples

Material / Texture

The material is almost odorless (great job CalEx!) and somewhat soft to the touch although stretching it doesn't show mcuh give. The texture of the material is smooth, although each of the three cock cages has a different pattern.

One has a sort of lattice with round holes and a beadlike texture going down the top.

The second has square holes and braces going horizontally.

The third is sort of spacy and has vertical round holes.

CalEx has surprisingly managed to make two of these seamless. The offending party, #1 on my list, has some pretty spruey-bits but nothing uncomfortable as it isn't jaggedy plastic or anything of the sort. It's still comfortable to the touch.

I liked the third texture best, followed by the first. All of them are sort of equally constricting though, and I definitely wouldn't recommend finishing with them on unless you're into that sort of thing.

    • No odor
    • Stretchy
    • Textured

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The size and shape were good. I'm of pretty average size and they were throbbingly painful to wear and almost impossible to finish in. So I guess in that respect they really fit the bill. They're easy to put on and take off before erect but once hard they're sort of torturous. I guess that's also intended (and no less unpleasant). They are not adjustable in the least bit, however, so you sort of have to deal with what you get. They'll fit an average person (or cause pain to an average person) and above.
    • Beginner
    • Only fits on penis shaft
    • Will fit most men

Functions / Performance / Controls

There aren't really any functions except to constrict the penis, and it does that very well. It's quite painful to have it on, but it doesn't function like a cock ring where it maintains the erection by constricting blood flow. Instead it just sort of cages the entire penis and acts as sort of a bright orange S&M device. They claim to increase stamina but I'm not sure they do that. I'm also young so stamina hasn't really been an issue yet.
    • Hard to put on / take off

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance are pretty easy. They are machine washable although hand washing and using Eden's toy and body wipes also work. As usual store somewhere cool and dry and devoid of sex toy stealing trolls and you're in good shape.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The toy comes in a white cardboard box with some decent letter work and cute heat stamping. It's about as discreet as you could make one of these things (no garish half-naked men or women), but it's still obviously a sex toy as there are pictures of the toy on the packaging. There's a QR code on the bottom right I don't have the heart to scan into my phone, and some touted features on the sides and back. The bottom tells you the product doesn't guarantee the curing of any diseases, which is a pity since this was the last hope I had of curing the fact that I orgasm rum rather than semen. Better consult a doctor on that...

The toys themselves come in a plastic bag inside the cardboard box. Everything is recyclable.

    • Minimal
    • Recyclable


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  • Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you! At least it's seamless.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thank you for the review, and the pictures I had been really curious about these!
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