The All American Jessie Andrews pussy - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by The Hairy Wolf

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While not a bad product, it's poor quality will leave many looking elsewhere

If you're looking for an extremely cheap but fairly decent masturbator that feels quite nice, this may be for you. However, if longevity is what you're after, I suggest looking at higher priced toys.
- Soft
- Studded, feels more like the real thing
- Cheap
- Broke after a half-dozen uses
- The color wears quickly after a few washes
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This (like many male masturbators) is a one handed, male sex toy. It's designed to be used with one hand while you do whatever with the other. Its cheaper cost means it's targeted towards those looking for a masturbator from a reputable company. It has studs and bumps, so it's generally more pleasurable than that of the 'rib' variety.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Singles
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Open ended
    • Pleasure studs
    • Very soft

Material / Texture

While the smell is rather unpleasant when you first open the package up, it quickly airs out. It's rather soft for a cheaper masturbator, and its studded/bumped interior rather than a ribbed one makes it feel more like the real thing.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

While the design was nice, it was rather on the cheap side. It worked fine for myself for the first few times, but it quickly ripped after the sixth or seventh time, so longevity isn't really its strong point. As for size, it's alright and meant for average users. The toy while small may be hard to hide, and it's not really meant for travel of any kind.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

Even following a basic care guide, this isn't easy to care for and will quickly lose its color after a few washes/uses. As stated previously, ours broke on the sixth or seventh use.

Personal comments

As stated before, it broke quickly. While it is a cheaper toy, one should probably look elsewhere if longevity is in mind, but it's a fine toy for the occasional use, and it feels rather pleasant.
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