Aqua Erotica - erotic fiction by Three Rivers Press - review by myplasticheart

Aqua Erotica

Book by Three Rivers Press

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Can't keep my hands on it!

If you ever thought the little mermaid was hot or you just want a good bath time read pick this up. If you want hardcore erotica this is not for you.
waterproof, artsy, sexy stories
sinks, small font, not hardcore
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I can't keep my hands on Aqua Erotica, and it's not because it goes in the water with me (or anyone you would like) but because it's so good I lend it out and never get it back!
I have bought this book more than three times by my current count and I will buy it again should I have to.

With stories by the likes of occult/horror writer Poppy Z. Brite, this book is definitely not your normal erotica book nor is it for the hardcore erotica seeker.

The stories are all centered around water in some way, shape or fashion, so not only is the book actually waterproof (shower, sauna, bath, you name it!) the book will last and last due to the nature of the waterproof material (imagine what else you could get it wet with!).
My only complaint (and hardly one at that because I LOVE mermaids) are the abundance of mermaid stories in the book. The stories run the board from tales about a model for a watercolor painter, to tales like the little mermaid-esque stories that fill its pages.

This book may be a let down for those expecting hard core stories or more action, this book is definitely sexy but more so for those who already find water to be a turn on (I know they're out there) and enjoy a quiet bath every now and then.
So if you ever thought the little mermaid was sexy then this book may be for you, but if you think stories about nervous, hot and bothered watercolor models are lame then you may want to skip this book as it does tend to drag on in its descriptions.

The biggest plus is obviously the books material and ability to be taken anywhere and even fully submerged without effecting it EVER.
If you are not holding the book it will sink in the water, kind of a bummer if you want to use both your hands. The font type is a little small so you will need adequate light to read by.
Great for a quiet bath by yourself for the water fetishist, not so great for those wanting solid sex centered erotica.
I've spent many a good hot bath with this book before losing again to another curious friend. Not a very easy read by candle light but with a minimal lamp you can see well enough.
Follow-up commentary
This book has always been one of my favorites and i will recommend it to every one. I've had more than two copies of this book because i loan it out and never get it back! It's just THAT enjoyable. Plus you can't ruin it by getting it wet! So take a chance with these sexy water tales and maybe you'll find a new favorite erotica story!
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My Aqua Erotica tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Mermaid
    • Waterproof
Do you like this review?
  • Alicia
    Wow, I think I want this one just because it's waterproof! I love reading in the bath tub but things always get ruined!
  • Lady Venus
    A waterproof book? perfect!
  • PassionQT
  • SexyySarah
    neat! Wouldn't think about that! Good review!
  • ToyTimeTim
    Thanks for the review!
    What a great idea for a book.
  • Carrie Ann
    I have this book and the waterproof factor really does make it freakin' awesome.
  • fatesrelease
    That's so cool that it is waterproof!
  • 00
    Seriously...waterproof? WATER-PROOF book? Fantastic.
  • gone77
    Good review, I just wish you had talked a bit more about the individual stories. I love that it's waterproof.
  • Sammi
    That is incredibly awesome that it's waterproof!
  • myplasticheart
    Thanks for the advice Kristi- it's nice to see some actual feedback out there ;]
    I'll keep that in mind next time i review a book. More about the contents! I think i was trying not to give away too much. I got carried away with the fact that it's waterproof lol!
  • mllebeauty
    I love that it's waterproof!
  • Jobthingy
    I love this book. It is true, its very mild. But I bought it WAY back just because it was waterproof.. I wanted to toss it in the tub and see what would happen. LOL

    (*thinks* maybe that was my first intro to reviewing LOL)
  • Miss T
    Waterproof...Awesome! Thank you!
  • saunders1971
    thank you
  • Jenny Smith
    Nice review
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