Sapphic Desire Sapphic Desire

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Glowing Edges is Not a Sexy Effect

The less-than-spectacular editing made this difficult for me to get into. The female director did not really change this movie's overall feel the way that other female-directed films have from what I have seen. The music video style had some potential but I think it sort of fell short here. But hey, if you're looking for some girl-on-girl without being over the top fake, this does the job fairly well if you can get past the odd colorings and whatnot.
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Pros
Some sexy, kinda classy scenes,
Great product choices
Cons
Poor editing
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Okay, so I like watching lesbian porn. I like watching legit lesbian porn but I sometimes don't mind the other stuff. I also like music. This film's downfall? I also like decent editing. If I want to watch people fucking, I want to watch people fucking. I don't want constant video transitions and random color effects distracting me and making it difficult to actually watch the aforementioned sexin'. If you are not entirely sure what glowing edges look like, take a look. And this is from my notes while watching this:

Oh my gosh, don’t ever do that to the levels on a person again. It looked like she had the dirtiest, most rotten crotch ever. I honestly just threw up in my mouth a little.


Okay, okay, I know, it's porn. Porn is cheesy. But I've seen far less cheesy porn than this. Perhaps I'm being too nit-picky here but if I feel this way, someone else is bound to as well. Aside from the awkward camera movements and horrible effects, this is pretty run-of-the-mill stuff. I don't think it's quite like some of the other porn I have seen that was made by women. It has much more of that over-the-top porny feel to it that a lot of the other stuff that is made by men has. If that's what you're looking for then this may be the movie for you.
I also realize that they were going for a music video effect but it has been a lot of years since I have seen a music video that is anywhere near this level of cheesy. Most of the ones that I have seen, particularly recent videos, are radically different.
Now I'll move on to talking about the content instead of bitching and whining. The entire thing takes place on a boat, ranging from below the deck all of the way up to the masts(? I'm not that knowledgable about boats.). My favorite scene was near the beginning, the women were below deck and it just had the over-the-top but still sort of classy and scene-matching feel to it that I find rather erotic. The women are scantily clad but not walking around bare-assed naked, one has just an apron on, another is wearing a sailor's hat. Each scene features a totally different style of music with some random moans coming from the actorsin the background.

As for the bonus footage, Niki Clover is sitting in what is supposed to be a behind the scenes location. She has a chair with her name on it and is wearing a strap-on, bra, and a fedora. Another girl comes in and begins to fellate it and things keep going on from there to all sorts of good girl-on-girlness.. The entire scene annoyingly features even more effects than the movie. There is alos some behind the scenes footage, featuring clips without crazy editing, a bit of the actual shooting, and the girls occasionally breaking into giggle fits. In addition, there is also a slideshow that's roughly two minutes long full of stills.

I do have to really give them credit though, there was no use of cheap, crappy sex toys that probably are less than spectacular for everyone's bodies. They thank Tantus and Liberator in the ending credits, as well as a few other companies.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: v23
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: Antipova
    You really had me laughing with your descriptions of the effects! That sort of thing works for A Scanner Darkly, but notsomuch for porn.

    What was most of the sex like, though? Strapon stuff, or more softcore and making out? I'm not very well-versed in lesbian porn so I don't really know what's standard...
  • Contributor: SiNn
    awesome revie wty
  • Contributor: 724-6924
    thanks for the review!
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