Handjob Handbook by Simon Spotlight Entertainment - review by Kayla

Handjob Handbook

Book by Simon Spotlight Entertainment

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The Handjob Handbook might be a good book for those who are simply shy or young, but for the average woman/man, this book won't contain enough new information to be worth purchasing. It lacks any diagrams, gives child-like names to the techniques, and doesn't give any techniques that couldn't be achieved with experimenting.
Cute child-like book, good for those who are shy
Most "techniques" are very basic, uses euphemisms, no diagrams
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I could see this being a decent book for those who are too young/shy to know about the penis, but most of it is pretty common knowledge.

I do gotta say that I feel pretty badass with a book spine that says "Handjob Handbook" sticking out of my bookshelf though.
Follow-up commentary
Sad to say that this still is absolutely useless to us - unless we use it as a joke book. People are almost always drawn to it in the bookshelf (The Handjob Handbook) because of the title in huge, non-discreet letters. It always leads to people opening up the book, noticing the banana and kiwi to simulate the penis while it talks about the "pee hole" and the "butt hole", then leads to giggling about what in the world the "Ants Up a Hill" technique would feel like. The friends always comment that the techniques are silly technigues like "Move hands Up" then "Move Hands Down" then "Apply slight twist at bottom" then "repeat".

I really can't say that I see any sort of use for this book unless you plan on giving it as a gag gift or possibly giving to to a sexually active child.
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  • El-Jaro
    I wouldn't think a guy would need much help on trying to figure out handjobs.

    Good review otherwise
  • Kim!
    I can't lie, I have the sense of humor of an 11 year old boy. I sort of want to buy this for that reason.
  • Airen Wolf
    I have the same feeling as Kim! I want this now because of the title and goofy language.
  • sbon
    Good review! Glad to know it's not worth it.
  • Handur
    I might consider buying this if I'll have a son, just to make exploring his body simple and make sexuality a less embarassing topic.
  • vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks for the review!
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