Kill Jill by Hustler - review by married with children

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stick with the orignal.

I cant really recommend this, as it was on the boring side. If you are a fan of spoof porn, then go for it; but other then that dont waste your time with this one.
had a Asian porn star in it
on the boring side, nothing new to add to the world of porn
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This is a KILL BILL spoof put out by Hustler Video. Although I had a hard time seeing the spoof, I can see where they are coming from with giving it that name. But make no mistake, this is no kill bill.

Lets start with some of the stars. This film has Mya Luanna, April Blossom, Jasmine Byrne, Dee, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce, Steven St. Cox, and Jill Kelly. This is directed by Caesar Bonobo.

For extras, they have included some Hustler Video trailers, a photo slide show, animated chapter index, porn star chapter index, and hot sex talk links, and of course some behind the scenes. This has a running time of 101 minutes. I liked that you could go to a porn star, and it would give the scenes and the sexual positions/acts you could skip right to. It is a pretty nice feature if you have a favorite porn star and only care about her scenes.

In scene one, you get Mya and a guy (sorry, not up on porn star names) fucking on the floor while two others sit and watch. They go through a lot of different positions, ranging from oral to doggie. They finish up with a cum shot to her boobs. The scene is kind of boring. They did try to spice it up by adding April Blossom in the background watching the whole thing while masturbating. That added a nice touch to scene one, but not enough to make me remember it once the movie was done and turned off.

Scene two has April Blossom and Evan Stone in an assortment of sexual positions, while Mya sits playing with herself while watching. They used the same position line up as used in scene one. Oral, doggie, ect.. until he finishes on her boobs. Again, nothing new in this scene. And it is really boring, since they just repeated scene one; but with different actors.

Scene three has Mya and Dee in some lesbian action. There is a lot of licking, fingering, and glass dildo play. But I found it boring. It was nothing new, every lesbian scene has this in them. This scene lacked any excitement. The girls seemed to be into each other, but it just did not work for me. Maybe if they added some strap-on play, or something with a little more kink to it; then this scene would be worth watching again.

Scene four has Jasmine Byrne. The whole scene takes place on a set of stairs. Which can be slightly difficult to preform on, for those of us that have tried know this. There is a long section of oral, almost too long. Followed by some standing doggie. Then they move on to anal, with some ass to mouth. I hate ass to mouth. I hate when they include it in porn movies. It is a huge turn off for both me and the wife. Then he finishes on her face and boobs, with her licking his cock clean. Eww, more ass to mouth. Even if I enjoyed everything else about this scene, I would not go back and watch it because of the ATM.

Scene five has Mya. This scene is pretty short compared to the others. There is some oral, followed by some cowgirl, and then finished with a cum shot to her pussy and inner thighs. Nothing special about it. Just a average night for most of us.

There is some acting and action scenes in between the sex scenes. But they are poorly done. The action scenes are worse then any B movie I have ever seen. The acting is pretty bad, so bad it would make me laugh from time to time. Porn stars should stick to what they know best, fucking. Not acting. They just cant pull it off.
This had high hopes with me. I was hoping there would be some action to go along with the sex. Unfortunately there was really none to speak of. The sex was good, but not exciting. They did not add anything new or different. The only humor was from the bad acting. I sat through the entire movie, but I doubt I will be watching it again anytime soon.
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I have not watched this movie again. I was too dissapointed in the movie to sit through another viewing of it. It was boring, long, and the acting was horrible. I can not recommend this to anyone, unless you are getting it for free.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
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    • Play party
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  • spunkmonkey
    Sounds boring, thanks for the review.
  • Rossie
    Thank you for the information, I'll steer clear of this one.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Bex1331
    Thanks for the review, it's too bad you weren't a fan
  • SadoMas
  • unfulfilled
    Thank you for sharing, not something I'd enjoy!
  • PeachCandy
    Thanks for the review! SO glad I didn't get this one
  • mamasapphire
    I think I love the real movie too much !! Thank you!
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