Suck it to me!

As someone who usually needs nipple stimulation of some kind to have a successful orgasm, these are never far from hand. Sure they might look silly, but I bet they're probably not any funnier looking than my "O" face!
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Pros
Inexpensive, easy to use if warmed up, simple to clean and store
Cons
Ridiculous looking, rubber material, painful if too much suction is created
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

For anyone into nipple play or who, like me, practically requires nip stimulation to cum, these babies are cheap and get the job done. If you're dead set on only appearing sexy or alluring for your partner, then honestly forget using these in the presence of anyone else because they are absolutely ridiculous looking. BUT! That shouldn't stop you from using them together for a laugh because laughter brings us together and makes things more fun (plus these really do work).
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

These nipple suckers are made from a black rubber material, given a 3 on the safety scale. They are firm to the touch and do require some warmth and playing with to make them more pliant. These are completely smooth and seamless and there are no sharp edges inside or out. There is also a little bit of that "rubber smell" but nothing too offensive, plus there is no taste (and yes, I just now licked one to be sure).
    • Firm
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Hollow and cylindrical in shape with one open end and one closed, these measure just over 2 inches long with a circumference of 3 1/2 inches, and a diameter just a smidge under an inch. They weigh very little and can be stashed anywhere they can fit. As another review stated, I don't think these would fit over a nipple piercing, but these should work for anyone else.
    • Will fit most nipples

Functions / Performance / Controls

Contrary to other reviews, I thought these created quite a bit of suction if worked with. On some occasions, too much suction was created and these were quite painful (though separating my skin and the edge of the suckers to release the created suction easily remedied that).

I had no problems with keeping these attached once enough suction was created, though I only used these by myself so I didn't have another body that might dislodge them, nor did I go knocking my knockers around trying to loosen them.
    • Easy to use
    • Stays on well

Care and Maintenance

Being that these suckers are only rubber with no mechanical parts, these are extremely easy to clean and care for. That is if you actually need to clean them at all other than when you first receive them and if you use them anywhere else other than your nipples. Just apply your chosen cleanser (soap and water or toy cleaner) and scrub up.

As for storage, put these wherever they will fit. I personally keep them in a little drawstring bag with my favorite bullet and stash the whole thing in my nightstand drawer.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Unless you are blind, the box for these is anything but discreet! The words "NIPPLE SUCKERS" in black capital letters resting on top of a pair of breasts with a smaller drawing of a breast and hand with nipple sucker is probably the least discrete package I have ever encountered. Unless you want to give these as a gag gift or you're hardcore and completely unfazed by what anyone would think if they found this box, toss the package as soon as you get it. I was honestly so embarrassed by it that I wrapped it in several plastic grocery baggies before dropping it in the trash, then tied off the whole thing and emptied the trash can.

There are also no instructions included, basically just a "place and squeeze" paragraph on the front of the box.
    • Not discreet

Experience

I've read the other reviews for this product, and truthfully I did have some trouble with these at first. After playing around with them, I found that these definitely need to be warmed up before use. And yes, they are very ridiculous looking, though I've only ever used these by myself. Also, I have never used these anywhere other than my nipples as some others have. I enjoy the suction on my nips though I don't think I'd really appreciate this type of suction on my clit.

Usually when I want to use these during masturbation, I'm in bed so before I even get started with anything, I slip these under one of my ass cheeks and sit or lay on top of them. Obviously you're going to have much better luck with applying these to erect nipples, so when I'm ready to start playing, I pull these out (after a few minutes) and they are warm and much more pliant. I give them a good squeeze to loosen them up a bit more and apply. Place the hole over the nipple, press down and squeeze; that's it! To create even more suction, slightly lift an edge of the sucker off the skin and squeeze to press out more air. Continue doing so until you have achieved your preferred suction (though be careful! I've created too much suction before and it can get quite painful!). By increasing the suction, I've noticed that the suckers flatten out so I just give them a gentle press in the opposite directions to round them out again.

To remove, just lift an edge from the skin to release the suction and let in air and they'll pop right off (which is why I gave these a Bee level of one because they quite literally "POP!" off. The sound isn't terribly loud, but if you live with anyone, it's possible they could hear it and wonder what the heck that sound was).
Follow-up commentary
My review may be new, but I have owned these for several years. Actually, looking at my order history, I purchased these mid-September 2008! I have honestly lost count of how many times I've used these, and they've come through for me every single time. There were many times that I absolutely needed these to provide nipple stimulation otherwise my masturbation session would end in frustration so, I can definitely say that I think this is probably the best 6 bucks I've ever spent on a masturbation accessory!
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  • Contributor: Lioncub
    Thank you for the review
  • Contributor: Hummingbird
    I have the little pink ones that easily become dislodged but reading your review encourages me to try these now. Thanks for the information. It also adds weight that you've been using these successfully since Sept 2008.
  • Contributor: Buh-bye
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Great review.
  • Contributor: Martina
    great review
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