Chocolate fantasy - body jam discontinued by Pipedream - review by Badass

Chocolate fantasy has but one purpose, to use during foreplay. You can drizzle some on your lover, or use your finger to apply to their skin before licking it off. You can use this on any part of the body, except for the vagina. Using on the vagina, or having sex with even a small bit of left over residue on the penis, can cause yeast infections. If you are anything like me, you hate those and will do anything to avoid them. Not putting this on your vagina is a small price to pay not to have to visit the Monistat fairy. Nipples, thighs, penis, neck, and anywhere else you can think of are all a go, and perfectly safe.

Pretty much, the entire use of this body topping is to make your flesh taste irresistible when your partner licks it off. If you apply to your own body, you can show your lover without having to tell you lover where it arouses you to be licked. It simply makes foreplay a bit more fun.

The texture of this Chocolate fantasy syrup is very similar to your average chocolate syrup. It is thin and somewhat runny, but is indeed less runny than chocolate syrup. I expected it to be a bit gritty, but it is not gritty in the least, it is totally smooth and velvety. It is thicker than your average chocolate syrup, but I would not describe it as thick or thin. If you drop a dollop into your hand and tilt you hand on it's side, it will run but very slowly. Much more slowly than chocolate syrup.

After use, it does leave behind a stickiness. It is easy to wash off with soap and warm water, but it can also just be rinsed off to alleviate the sticky sensation. It doesn't leave anything greasy or oily behind, just a bit of stickiness.

How it pours:

After 1 minute:

It smells just like chocolate syrup. I got my Chocolate Fantasy in Chocolate Strawberry, but I cannot smell anything strawberry in it. I expected to be able to smell and taste the strawberry portion of it, but did not in the least. As soon as you pop open the push top cap, you can smell this stuff's chocolaty aroma.

It also tastes just like chocolate syrup. The strawberry portion of this flavors title is again a mystery to me, it can not be tasted. If you have ever in your life licked chocolate syrup off of your hands, then you know exactly what this tastes like. It simply looks, smells, and tastes like chocolate syrup to me.

I thought this syrup performed fabulously. It smelled and tasted great and did not dry up on skin. It was a big sticky, especially after mixing with saliva, but I didn't mind that much. It was not nearly as messy or sticky as our foreplay would have been if we have used regular chocolate syrup. I really appreciated how similar the taste was to regular chocolate syrup we could have gotten from our local grocery store, without the sugar inside.

I didn't taste or smell the strawberry components of this syrup, but I think I liked it so much because I didn't. When me and my fellow picked it out, neither of us wanted either of the fruity flavors, but I thought the strawberry would be a better fit for us than the raspberry.

My Chocolate Fantasy Body Topping came to me in a clear plastic bag with the bottle clearly visible. The front of the bottle is pretty straight forward, it states the product name, that it is the Chocolate Strawberry version and that the bottle contains 8 fl. oz.. At the top of the bottle, the side opposing the pop top spout, there is a hole that goes through to the other side. I am not entirely sure what the purpose of the hole it, but it exists.

The rear of this bottle is again the flavor, Chocolate Strawberry, and a statement about using this for foreplay. Also back here is the ingredients list and contact information for Pipedream. At the bottom of this panel, it states that it was "Made and assembled in U.S.A." but the stickers were "Printed in China".

The bottle has yet to leak on my watch and it is perfectly safe to store on it's lid, the only flat side of this bottle.

The bottle itself is made of plastic. While it does not have the recyclable triangle on it, I do believe it can be recycled and it should be set out with your recycling when it is empty.

This is not a special feature, but is instead a feature I thought would be special and turned out to not be at all. This "body jam" does not use sugar, but instead uses high fructose corn syrup. Initially, I thought this would be better for you and would be safe for use on the vagina without causing yeast infections. But I was terribly wrong. After searching the internet, trying to word my question the right way, I finally found this. It states that high fructose corn syrup is just as bad as sugar.

Ingredients list:
High Fructose Com Sweetener, Com Syrup, Water, Cocoa, Almond Extract, Salt, Carrageenan, Citric Acid, Lecithin, Natural Flavor, Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate

Do not use on the vagina and do not let your vagina be penetrated with a penis that has had this on it until it has been completely washed off.

I'm not going to lie, while I sat here and wrote this, I started wanting to lick more of it. I had blast taking the pictures because I just had to lick it off. We don't waste good things in this house. It has an awesome taste and me and my lover are glad we came across it.