Amour tease and please kit - romantic sex kit by Cal Exotics - review by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)

USE

The Amour Tease and Please Kit would make a cute little gift for the main lady in your life. It’s perfectly suitable for birthdays, Christmas (and other winter holidays), and Valentine’s Day. It’s a cute little set that’s incredibly romantic and bound to get your lover into a super sexy, playful mood.

This set would be best for beginners for a few reasons. It presents an introduction to toys very well with a non-intimidating micro bullet that can actually be placed into the pocket in the thong. That, when paired with a cuddly teddy bear and sexy temptress G-string, should be all you need to start spicing up your special bedroom time. Those who already own toys may feel like this set is a little below their skill level because of how basic it is, but there are those toy enthusiasts out there that will surely appreciate the sentiment.

Each of the pieces of the set have a few uses. The teddy bear can be placed on a dresser or another spot for decorative purposes, or it can be taken with you during business trips or on your desk at work. And hey, if you don’t like it, it’s safe to give to kids. There’s not many things you can say that about on this site, huh? The thong can be worn any time you’re feeling frisky and want to be super sexy. The bullet can be placed in the thong for a little tantilizing tease, or it can be used on its own for clitoral stimulation or nipple stimulation. (The bullet is not meant to go inside of anything but the thong. This includes your insides.)

DESIGN

The teddy bear is quite cute. He is made by First & Main, and according to his tag, his name is Romeo. He sits at about 6” tall. He’s all white with black safety eyes and a brown nose and mouth which is stitched on. Around his neck is a red ribbon tied in a bow. It’s sewn together so it can’t come untied. His hands are also stitched together. It kinda looks like he’s saying “please?”. If you’re ready to get down to business and don’t want a little bear watching you, you can make his little paws cover his eyes. Cute stuff! He can be taken anywhere and can remind your lover while you’re away.

The G-string is a “one size should fit just about anyone”. It’s 4 ½” across at the top and stretches to 6”, 6” from the top to the end of the crotch, and 7 ¼” from the end of the crotch to the top of the back and stretches to over 12” from there, making the whole thing up to 20” long. The top of the back end has a little loop that the ribbon goes through. The back ribbon is 45” long, and the front is 53 1/2” long. Each feather at the end of the ribbons are about 3” long and a round shape. This means that this thong has quite a wide range of sizes it will fit. The ribbons are meant to be tied together on each side into a bow.
Because the ribbons are different lengths, an even bow will result in the feathers being tapered. These feathers can be used as a tickler to tease your lover. The front of the thong is a sheer floral lace design. The inner lining of the thong is an open pouch that is about 3” long. This allows for the bullet to be tucked away in it and adjusted to suit the user’s anatomy.

The bullet, or “micro-stimulator” as they call it, is about 1 3/4” long and a little less than 2” around, making it a very small sized bullet. It takes on the classic bullet shape with both ends being pretty blunt. It has an O-ring in the base which makes it waterproof, meaning that’ it’s perfectly safe for use in the shower or bath.

MATERIAL

This is the information I found on the box:

85% Polyamide/15% Spandex (lace), Polyester (ribbon), 65% Polyester/35% Cotton (lining), Turkey feather (accents), ABS with PU cote (stimulator), Polyester (teddy bear), Organza (ribbon), Plastic (eyes).

The bullet is made of ABS coated plastic. Plastic is a rigid, slightly porous material. It's smooth, and has a velvety feel to it which adds a slight amount of grab to the texture. If you need a little slip and slide, throw in a water-based lube.

FUNCTION

(The bullet is the only thing with real “functions”, so that’s all I’ll talk about here)

The bullet is a simple push-button, one speed bullet. It takes 3 watch batteries, and 6 are included. Each set of batteries is wrapped up for easy insertion. The battery life is pretty short, which is actually pretty surprising for the size of the bullet. The one speed on this “intensely powerful micro-stimulator” rates at about three super buzzy vrooms. It’s a little loud for its size. It shouldn’t be heard under covers or through a closed door. However, if used in the G-string, it can easily be heard. The buzzy nature of the bullet can be a little finger-numbing.

The bullet is made for external use only and can provide stimulation to the clitoris, labia, nipples, or other erogenous zones. It can also be used to pleasure the male anatomy. When used in the pocket of the G-string, the shape and small size allow for it to be nestled between the labia so that it can make direct contact with the clitoris.

CARE

For the bullet, wash it in warm water with antibacterial soap, or wipe it down with a toy wipe. The material is porous, and it can’t be sterilized, so make sure you keep it monogamous. ABS coated plastic should only be used with water-based lubes.

For the G-string, hand wash it in cold water and hang to dry. Make sure to keep the feathers out of the water to avoid damage to them.

PACKAGING

The packaging allows for this set to be given as a sexy gift, but it may not be the best gift to give in mixed company. The box is adorned with red hearts and bubbles, and has heart-shaped windows that you can see the bear through.

Honestly, I trashed the bullet and the silly thong and gave the bear away. I'm still in "wtf is this?" mode over this set. The bullet ended up going on the fritz and would randomly buzz while tucked away in my toybox. Strange little thing.