Deluxe massage mitt - discreet massager by Lady Calston - review by *Ashley*

Deluxe massage mitt

Discreet massager by Lady Calston

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Deluxe, It is NOT!

This toy is a FAIL. This mitt has only been a turn off for me. The smell is awful. It is good if you want to fill up a naughty bag to give away. As far as using it goes, just toss it. There are better massagers out there that you can spend your money on instead of wasting it on this.
Durable, for left and right handers.
hideous smell, pulls at hairs
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I first received this toy at a party in 2007. I was second place in the costume contest and received a basket of goodies. In the basket was filled with a bunch of little kinky sex toys, including the Deluxe Massage Mitt. This mitt looked like it could be some fun. It was tick So it didn't look like it could tare easily. The nubs looked heavenly. I was so excited to give this a try.

Upon opening the bag a hideous smell came out with it. After washing the mitt a few time the smell was still there. It was a little lighter but I just could not get rid of that nasty scent. Despite the smell I went on to give it a try. I noticed as I slipped the mitten on that their was a place to put your fingers through. It is made for right and left handers. There is a thumb hole on both sides of the mitten. So if one hand gets tired it is easy to place on the other hand. My hand is the size of that 'average' woman. Just like the picture of the product I was only able to fit the tips of my fingers and my thumb through the holes.

Using this was pretty easy. Although I do not recommend using this by itself. Some type of lube is a must. You can only use water or silicone based lube with this. Any other might ruin your toy. You can use this to message mitt on any SMOOTH part of the body; legs, back, arms, ass, ect. I just wouldn't suggest a place with hair, like you head. This will pull some of your hair out. As men goes be careful as this will tug at any little hair it comes in contact with. Using some kid of massage lube will help with that but it's not full proof.

The follow information can be found here.
The Deluxe Massage Mitt is manufactured by Lady Calston. It is surprisingly listed as one of the top 10 massagers. It has a nubbed texture in the front and smooth everywhere else. It is made of PVC being a level 2 out of 10 on the safty chart. Its components are that of polyvinyl chloride. PVC is light, water resistant, and offers a long life cycle. It does not require much maintenance. These excellent qualities makes PVC one of the most commonly used plastics today. General properties include fast fusion and good property flow with high heat stability. This information can be found here in the materials guide.

Cleaning this mitt is pretty easy. It should be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap. You can also use a sex toy cleaner. Make sure to wash the nubs well since bacteria can easily hind in them. Note this this attracts lint and hairs so store in a plastic bag or somewhere away from lint and hairs.
Using this was a nightmare for me! I just could not get over the scent. It also made my hands reek of its nasty rubber scent. This mitt is a mood killer. I have washed this many times, even soaking it. While I soaked it in warm water and soap it appeared as if the foamy stuff started to come off of it. This mitt was sticky, smelly, and just a hot mess. It didn't tear or any of that so that is one good thing about it. I am just all around not happy with this product.

I wanted to give this 1 star because I was so unhappy with it. But it is durable and didn't tare or rip on me, so it gets 2 stars. Still I do not recommend this to anyone! It is a good adult party bag gift if you want to fill up the bag. As far as using it goes, just don't in my opinion.
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My Deluxe massage mitt tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Gag gift
    • Massage
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Breasts
    • Thighs
  • Midway through
    I'm sorry it didn't work out better for you. I had been thinking about getting one too, such a shame.
  • *Ashley*
    Yeah, me too. Now if you want a massager you should look into this bad boy. I love it. If it ever got lost or ruined, I'd buy another one.
  • danellejohns
    So sorry for such a bad experience. I thik my husband would kill me if I promised a massage and all he got was a bit of hair pulling. You mentioned using lube with this, but I am thinking you might have meant oil. Did you happen to see if a massage oil could be used? Thanks for the review and the warning, I will surely stay away from this one.
  • Vaccinium
    That soft PVC is definitely some nasty-smelling stuff. Heck, PVC pipe is pretty disagreeable too. There are actually good quality massage mitts out there that apparently do a nice job, but I can definitely see why this one wouldn't get the job done.

    Great review, I might add.
  • *Ashley*
    @danellejohns: I've read to only use water or silicone based with this type of material. I'm assuming that oils will only make the product worse. So I purposely put 'lube'.

    @Vaccinium: It really is nasty-smelling. Do you know of any good mitts?

    Thank you to everyone for the positive votes and comments
  • liilii080
    It looks like something you'd wash a golden retriever with! Thanks for the review.
  • tigerkate you think it might be helpful for deshedding a dog?
  • *Ashley*
    It could possibly help de-shed a dog. I'll collect all the hair off your floor also. But I wouldn't recommend putting that over your hands. It made my hands reek. You could put your money towards a better dog brush.
  • Miss T
    Thanks for your review!
  • sexyk515
  • *Ashley*
    Thank you.
  • big b
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks for the review!
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