Dual In Both Pleasure AND Pain

All and all, I regret choosing this do to a free review on. It'll likely see very little use, and may eventually get tossed out, due to it being bulky to store and keep out of view of visitors to my relatively small home. Really, the only way to find out if this toy is for you is for you to try it yourself; although if you're a male, I doubt it'll do much for you, since it didn't do a thing for me.
Published:
Pros
- Does What It's Supposed To...For The Most Part
- Interesting Idea For A Toy
Cons
- Poor Design
- Not A Dual Gender Toy
- Girly Color
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

I got this toy to see if it would deliver on its promise of 'tingly' sensations from the pumping and suction it creates. Although I am a male, I was really hoping this would work just the same as it seemingly did for females. However, I was mistaken. This toy clearly was designed for more sensitive tissue which male breasts just don't have, as well as more than likely being dangerous to use due to the possibility of 'over pumping'.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • In the bedroom

Material / Texture

The dual breast exerciser is made of slightly softened plastic for the tubing/pump, hard clear plastic for the two cups for the breasts, as well as a sort of rubbery material for the 'lining' of the cups. The cups are seamless and smooth, though one or more of the tubing may have the occasional excess plastic from when it was molded. This toy has a slight odor though no real textures.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The dual breast exerciser wasn't really the best design. The way it goes together leaves the tubing and pumping bulb jutting out from the wearer's chest, and it looks quite silly. On your own, this toy is pretty difficult to hold against the breasts and pump to start a seal at the same time. It isn't really comfortable to wear, and it isn't designed for those with larger than C cups I'd say (I don't know what size mine are but they do have a bit of excess skin to them). Although, if you have too little breast to work with (again this probably is not an issue with females as much as it is males that might use this toy), it won't suck much of it in. Having a decent, but not overly large, pair is best.
    • Strong pressure

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy was kind of a letdown for me. I got it mostly because I love suction on my nipples and have always wanted to experience suction on my breasts as well. The idea is to place the cups over the nipples and whatever amount of breast that fits into the cups, while holding them against your chest and squeezing the pumping bulb at the end of the Y-tube(s) to create suction and pump up the tissue inside the cups. The feeling produced is probably similar to another form of suction called cupping (practiced as a form of Chinese medicine but frequently used by the kinky community these days). However, if you pump too much and leave it on for too long, blood vessels will get damaged and very bright (in my case), blood colored bruises will appear where the rims of the cups were, and they will take several days to dissipate. Overall, this toy did what it was supposed to I guess; but besides being a novelty and 'exercising' my breast tissue a bit, it wasn't what I was hoping for.
    • Hard to put on / take off
    • Not very stimulating
    • Stays on well

Care and Maintenance

Putting this toy together was a pain in the butt. As other reviewers have said, the tube holes are kind of too small for the 'pegs' on the cups as well as the pumping bulb. Thus taking this apart isn't really advised, though it is a very bulky toy, so it would be best to store it in a drawer or maybe a box. Since it's plastic, you can wipe it down with a damp cloth if anything gets on it (such as lube or bodily fluids). Besides that, it's pretty straight forward.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

Some of you may be wondering what the title was referring to, so I suppose I'll explain it here:
This toy more than likely can be both pleasurable for female users, and painful as well. If you over-pump (pumping until you can't pump anymore) the seal will get painfully tight, and, if left on long enough, start to damage blood vessels and leave bruises that take days to heal. At the same time, a slow pumping action and a comfortable but firm seal would likely stimulate the nerve endings in more sensitive tissue for female users. Again, this toy isn't really made with males in mind; I suppose I should have realized that simply by the fact that it was pink.
Follow-up commentary
The Dual Breast exerciser is a perfect example of a good idea that was poorly executed, or at least one that doesn't hold peoples interest very long. It's truly a novelty idea, but it's lacking in real use like proper 'medical grade' equipment for pumping has. For a while now, it's stayed tucked away in a separate box due to the silly big size of it and the now unappealing qualities. R.I.P Dual Breast Exerciser.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Antipova
    Great review---the only question I'm left with is: does it have a quick-release valve in case you create too much suction?
  • Contributor: ShadowKitten
    Yup, it does. you still need to be careful though!
  • Contributor: Antipova
    That's good to hear- sometimes the 'try it out' versions don't come with a safety release valve. Of all things, I don't think a safety release should be an 'upgrade,' so I'm glad this has one. Thanks again!
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Good review. I was curious about this one but not any more.
  • Contributor: liilii080
    Yikes. This looks like a torture device!
  • Contributor: sillyfishy
    Good review.
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    I don't think I would like to have to go thru that much trouble trying to assemble something...Great review though!
  • Contributor: sexy19364
    If it's that much of a pain to assemble, I think I will stay away.
  • Contributor: sweet seduction
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Ash1141
    good review
  • Contributor: permitdrab
    Thanks for the in-depth review and video. I guess it sounds like I wouldn't get much out of this if I shared it with my partner. Too bad...could have done one boob each at the same time (even though I don't have boobs myself)
  • Contributor: starklover
    Thanks
  • Contributor: jenn16007
    Thanks
  • Contributor: cocomo
    great review
  • Contributor: Gimme More
    TY!
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Thank you for the review and video
  • Contributor: natashaanime
    Thanks for the great review.
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