Amour playful massager romance kit - romantic sex kit by Cal Exotics - review by Akikaze

Use

The kit is called "Amour Playful Massager Kit", and boy does it mean it. It comes with massage oil and a 5.5" vibrator to really work out those kinks and relieve the stress from the day. This little box can turn an average night in with the partner into a fun game night. Also included is a set of three dice, two eight sided and one six sided. One of the eight sided dice contains body parts (ear, belly button, etc), while the other has actions (caress, tickle, etc). The third die has locations. For example, you could roll [caress] [belly button] [bathroom], leading you to caress your partner's belly button in the bathroom. One eight sided dice is the option for your choice, allowing you to choose the body part or action. Some times they can be a bit silly, but over all the dice add extra flare. We added a rule to the dice; that when someone rolled "your choice" on both eight sided dice, that was win all and sex could commence. With all the massaging and foreplay from other actions, it was pretty intense!

I would really recommend this kit for couples. You can add the vibrator to your stash if you wish, but everything really works together if you have someone to share with. Using the vibrator on myself to get a feel for it, I wasn't all too happy with it. It was kind of a hassle because of how small it was, length and circumference wise, and I really didn't feel like putting effort into finding the right spot for it to work. When my partner used it on me, my tune changed. He was able to get a better reach and could take the time to find where it worked. Clitoris, g-spot, around the labia, all those were fantastic!

Also, standard warning, please do not put this vibe in your butt. You can use it to stimulate the area around your anus, but please do not put this in there. The vibe is far too small in length, let alone not built for anal play and could easily get lost.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

For the oil, you can say it's like most massage oils. Pours out smooth, has a little less greasy feeling than most. Unfortunately, it seems to absorb quicker then a lot of oils I have encountered, forcing you into using more depending on how much you are massaging. Trying to cover most of my partner's back took a decent amount from the 1 oz bottle they supply. It's a nice thing to have, but you might just want to use your own stock of oil. This oil left a bitter taste once sex actually got going; the mixture of sweat and oil just didn't work out.

Taste / Aroma

The bottle of massage oil didn't have any specific scent of its own. The oil contained pheromones, which when combined with the body, heighten scents already there. When I wear things combined with pheromones I always catch a whiff of watermelon. My partner said it smelt more like a musk to him. With this oil I didn't catch any particular scent and it wasn't very strong. Sometimes I caught a moment of aroma if I really paid attention to it.

This is not a flavored oil. It can be rather off putting to accidentally get some in your mouth. One would almost assume sex would be followed by the foreplay that comes with using this kit. You can easily sweat it off and get some in places that you didn't want it. The oil could have made this kit a sweeter deal if it some was how edible.

Performance

Over all, this kit works really well together. The individual products in the box are good on their own, but work the best when used in tandem. Relax with a massage, roll the dice for some fun foreplay and really start the show by using the vibe.

The vibrator, 5.5 inches in length, is pretty strong for its size. It doesn't have a more rounded top, which I would prefer with my vibes, so it was hard to use it by myself for clitoral stimulation. I felt it was a bit stubby to really get a good flow. I was thoroughly impressed when my partner went to town on me with that vibe. When I didn't have to do anything, it was really nice because it does kick out some strong vibrations.

I have commented on the oil in previous sections, but will reiterate how nice it is to relax before really getting to business. It would be nice if this was flavored, last a bit longer, or came in a bigger bottle. You should also take a shower if you can after using the oil. It is fine for your skin, but can stain the sheets if you let it sit (on your body, dripped off, etc). Warning as well: please do not use the oil as lubrication for vibe use. It is intended for external use only. Do not get that stuff in there! It doesn't last very long on the skin, there is minimal chance of spillage into the genital area during sex, but I would suggest a quick wipe down if you had the time.

Packaging

When I took this out of the shipping box I was blown away by the packaging. I thought it was sure cute and pretty tasteful. A light blue box, fading in and out to white, covered in hearts and red dots. Pictured is the vibrator, massage oil and three dice (allowing you to see some of the wording). The writing is slightly fancy, but playful. On the back it lists a nice description of what you are getting inside the box. No instructions on the box, but this romance kit is for your imagination! I use this box to store the oil and dice when I am done. I wouldn't mind anyone coming across this, because I would love to tell them about it!

There were instructions in the box with the vibrator, for battery insertion since the cap did not have indicators.

Personal comments

All in all, I really did like this kit. It's pretty compact, you can take it anywhere and with the right mind set, can really get your evening going. Also, the colors compliment each other (vibe and dice); that made a great impression on me.

Even though we ran out of oil (long hours standing at school), the dice and vibrator still let us have fun. Sometimes it is really fun to spring up on my partner, roll the dice, and just go nuts. I love the little things in life and in this package!