Cleopatra clit clip - clitoral jewelry by Cal Exotics - review by married with children

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good gag gift?

highly disappointed with this purchase. save your $13 for something a slightly better, like transformers 3. at least you wont feel as ripped off with the movie.
looked cute in pictures
did not work, fell apart quickly.
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useful review
There are not too many good things I can say about this clip. It looked really sexy in the pictures. But when we tried to use it, she could not get it to stay on. Not to mention that it was very uncomfortable to her naughty bits.

The gems fell off just sitting in the drawer. There were some sharp areas on the metal clip from the clip ends. Sharp pieces of metal and my wife's sensitive areas do not mix. Overall it was a very bad experience for us.

The clip is colored gold, with 2 colored plastic gems that dangle from the end. The clip is designed to go over the top of your clit and run down your vagina lips. Holding everything snug. There where no instructions with the packaging. So without going on line to look up information, one would have no idea how to use. I don't know if we have the right idea, seeing how we could not get it to work.

I could not tell you much about cleaning. It is made of metal, so you would not want to soak it in water or leave it wet. It would rust on you. We threw ours out after a few nights of fighting with it. One of the gems fell off somewhere, and could not be found again. It came in a cheap plastic case. I would suggest storing it in there, in case yours falls apart you can find all the pieces.

I can not recommend this to anyone. Yes it looks cute. Yes I can see my wife wearing it. But it just does not work. It should be in the gag gift section, Because that is all it is, just a gag. Save your money on this one. You will be disappointed.
Follow-up commentary
there is nothing I can add to the review. As we have thrown ours out a while ago. I can tell you that we do not miss it. It was an impulse buy that did not pan out very well.
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My Cleopatra clit clip tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn as jewelry
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • bayosgirl
    Thanks for the review. Sounds like a total waste of money.
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Good to know they don't work so well.
  • Linga
    Haha! Love the transformers reference! Sounds like a piece of junk and I will not be buying, thank you!
  • Antipova
    Too bad this didn't work out well, it looks like it should have been pretty. I'll bet how well it would work would depend on labia size a little (well, maybe how well it would work, *if* it had quality construction.)
  • P'Gell
    I have yet to see clit jewelry that stays on!

    Sorry it didn't work out for your woman. This looks so cute, but the clitoris isn't really the right shape to be able to keep jewelry on.

    I don't understand the "transformer" reference. Sorry.
  • married with children
    transformers is a total waste of 2 hours of your time. It was made for horny 16 year old boys.
  • LostBoy988
    Good to know about the product. Thanks
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    ty for the review
  • zeb
    Thank you
  • Cookie Monster Mike
    thanx for the review
  • BuckeyeGal04
    Thanks for your honesty.
  • spunkmonkey
    This sounds awful, thanks for the review
  • Red Riding Hood
    EEEEK. The mention of the "sharp ends" made me cringe! Sorry this didn't work out!
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    thank you
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for that very helpful review.
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