If I rub it will a genie pop out?

Don't Stop Massage Oil has its place, but it certainly wouldn't be my first choice for a massage. The aroma is very relaxing, but a massage would be interrupted too often and unnecessarily by reapplications.
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Pros
Wonderful aroma and a thin formula that absorbs into and moisturizes dry skin.
Cons
Way too thin to be used practically as a massage oil.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

Don't Stop Massage Oil was designed as a sensual massage oil for couples. Its light aroma and enticing feel are great for foreplay, and to get your lover in the mood with a sexy massage. It can also be used to relax and soothe your partner after a long day. The oil is very light and absorbs quickly into the skin, making it a nice moisturizer for dry skin.

This is not to be used as a lubricant. The oil doesn't seem to be designed for that, and I wouldn't trust that the chemicals in here would be safe for vaginal or anal use.
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Mood enhancer

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The fact that Don't Stop Massage Oil is very thin has some benefits as well as a few drawbacks. It absorbs quickly and easily into dry skin while releasing a pleasant scent. This would be fantastic if it weren't designed as massage oil. Massage oil typically needs to be thicker and last longer for the hands to glide along the skin. This is more about rubbing the oil into a location then applying more and doing that again. This is fine and works great for that purpose, but I really can't classify it as massage oil.
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I have not tasted this product, nor do I plan on it, because it is made from oil. I would suggest following this too. The smell, however, comes out as soon as you open the bottle. As you rub the oil into the skin and warm it up, the scent becomes even stronger but not overpowering. I would describe the smell as mostly flowery, probably lavender, with a light almost cedar scent. Overall, the aroma is very pleasant and relaxing.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good

Performance

If you hope to use this as a massage oil you will be disappointed. It's nowhere near thick or long lasting enough to be practical for this type of activity. To make it effective on the back you would need a palm full, which can get pretty messy. It's pretty nice as a moisturizer, although it does leave your skin a bit oily for a short amount of time.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Dries up too fast
    • Reapply often

Packaging

The pretty pink box that the bottle comes in is very pretty. This also goes for the bottle; it has a gorgeous shape that reminds me of a glass ball. The cap is fairly easy to open with one hand, but the bottle can be a bit tricky to squeeze as a result of its shape. Massage oil by its nature is somewhat sexual, but depending on who you live with this might be okay to leave out in the open.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Would make a nice gift
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    Might not get a genie but what the heck it's worth a try!
  • Contributor: LuLu Love
    Hehe who knows...you might get lucky and get one with a real genie!
  • Contributor: darthkitt3n
    I love the design of the bottle and box, too bad it doesn't work well
  • Contributor: Kindred
    The bottle is beautiful. Too bad the oil doesn't perform better. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: beeauctie2
    graet job~
  • Contributor: SexyStuff
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    Great review! Thank you!
  • Contributor: Apirka
    Thank you for sharing!
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  • Contributor: lzee
    Appreciate great review!
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Thanks, great review!
  • Contributor: Peaches2000
    Love the bottle! Concerned about the amount it would require to enjoy a long massage...
  • Contributor: B2
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: reeme5
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Nacht Stern
    Thanks for the review~!
  • Contributor: Master DarkWolf
    Good review...
  • Contributor: DreamWolf
    Great review!
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: spiced
    Thanks for a great review of (apparently) a badly-named product. Sounds like they should have called it "stop frequently to re-apply oil". Guess that wouldn't sell as well!
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