Oil discontinued
by Solothurnli Corporation

Inedible!

I wouldn't get this item again. I might try the champagne if it was available to me, but probably not. I like the Kama Sutra brand oils much better than this. I would rather buy one of those and get a really great product then waste money on Satori's inedible edible oil.
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Pros
Thick, long-lasting, packaging.
Cons
Taste!
Rating by reviewer:
2
somewhat useful review
I ordered the Strawberry flavored oil and when I opened it, the smell wasn't bad. It did smell like strawberries but the taste was just awful. It tasted very bitter and had that alcohol-like aftertaste, like cold medicine. It wasn't worth using this as an edible oil so I just treated it like a regular massage oil. If you really want to try this I'd get the champagne, but I can't imagine it would be much better. I'd recommend looking for a different product.

Other than the taste, this oil was all right. It was very sticky and thick to use, which I like. It was sticky and not slick or smooth so it provided good friction for rubbing deeply. It spread nicely and seemed to last quite a bit. Also, when applied it started to warm up a bit. It never got really hot but it was very warm on the body after application and lasted for a while. This is definitely the type of oil that will make you want to take a shower afterward. I was surprised the small bottle holds more than I thought it would. Initially upon opening it, I figured we wouldn't get much use out of the oil, but I used it 3-4 times and I still have 2/3 of the bottle left. Also, the plug inside the cap keeps it from spilling or getting sticky around the bottle cap. The small bottle neck makes it so the oil pours out slowly and doesn't gush unexpectedly. Which is great when you're as clumsy as me. The packaging was pretty good all around. It came in a box which held it in place so it doesn't break during shipping and the little bottle is cute and well designed functionally.

Also, I would be careful where you use this. It's sticky enough that dust and dirt will get stuck to you if you're sitting on the floor.
Follow-up commentary
I used about half the bottle of Satori oil so far, but I've replaced it with the Shunga Massage Cream and like that much better. I'll probably throw out the other half. It's just too sticky and the flavors of it are unpleasant to my senses. Although I think I may be a little biased against massage oils, but I do recommend trying the other flavors instead of the Strawberry, maybe someone else will have better luck.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: TacoODoom
    sorry this didn't work for you, thanks for the review
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Your intro was bit weird in my opinion. I would put that more at the end of your review and say highlights of good and bad reasons in the sum head.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Maybe list the ingredients as well?

    Otherwise not a bad start. I would suggest using the extended review template (if it's available) for stuff like this, I know it makes it lots easier for me to write my reviews that way. Smile
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Sorry this didn't work well for you.
  • Contributor: Trashley
    Sorry it didn't work out for you. Thanks for the review anyway!
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    Great review!
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Jenny Smith
    Nice review, thanks
  • Contributor: Tonya Peterson
    Thanks for the review!
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