Bottoms up butt wipes - wipes discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Snappy

Bottoms Up Butt Wipes are an excellent solution to an age old problem. Anal play is fun, but anal pain and persistent anal odor are not. What to do? Bottoms Up Butt Wipes to the rescue! They contain 5.0% lidocaine to minimize anal pain and 0.30% triclosan to kill the bacteria that cause odor. Their Cool Breeze scent is not overwhelming.

The package is sleek and compact enough to fit in your back pocket, eliminating those public restroom moments when you realize that you've got a mess on your hands but there's no more toilet paper. Instead of asking someone to spare a square you can just whip out your Butt Wipes and put that mess behind you.

Similarly, when you withdraw an anal plug in the restroom, it's nice to have a Butt Wipe to clean it with before reinsertion. Ordinary toilet paper often leaves a lot to be desired. It breaks and sticks and is seldom equal to the task. Butt Wipes clean the surface of anal toys in seconds.

There are ten wipes in each pack. That's almost a dollar a wipe. They're not cheap but they're worth their price. I've tried toilet wipes (Scott, Cottonelle) and they don't come close to the efficacy of these Butt Wipes. They're sturdy enough that I was able to rinse it after use. It rinsed clean and there was still plenty of cleaning agent left for the next use.

Butt Wipes are ideal for hemorrhoid sufferers and people who are sore from hard anal sex. I can't recommend using this product to eliminate pain during anal play, because I believe that it's important to respect your body's limits. Pain is an indication that you are not allowing your anus to open at a comfortable pace. I'd suggest relaxation, stimulation and lots of lube instead.