Bag of love - kit by Pipedream - review by allehcat

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Our Little Secret Bag

Overall, this kit is definitely worth the money. If you're looking for an exciting bag full of diverse toys that you might not otherwise try, you should definitely check it out. It comes with over ten items and is priced at a mere $56. Individually, you'd probably end up spending $100 if you tried to find each of these items on their own.
Reusable products, bag is large enough to hold extra items, discreet, reasonable price.
Small 1 oz. bottles, tight love ring, plastic mask (not satin as advertised).
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Each of the items in this kit has its own specific use, but they all work wonderfully together for a steamy experience in the bedroom or on the go. Because they all come in a lockable storage bag, these items can be taken on a trip or to a lover's place very easily. One of my favorite features is the cute heart-shaped lock with matching keys. Everything in our kit is red and matching.
It includes:
-Heart-shaped Massager
-Mini-Mite Vibrator
-Love Mask
-Heart Shaped "Love Ring"
-1 oz. Bottle of Toy Cleaner
-Mini Butt Plug
-Love Beads
-1 oz. Liquid Love
-Lover's Lotto Cards
-Roll of Bondage Tape
-Lock and 2 Keys
It even came with a small bottle of "Hooch" on a keychain that was tied to the lock and keys. Overall, I thought that this kit was very cute, and included everything that any couple would need for a fun evening of erotic play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • On the go
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal
    • Oral
    • Vaginal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The Toy Cleaner, Liquid Love and Hooch are the three liquid substances included in the kit. They are all small bottles, but you should be able to get a few uses out of each.

Our Liquid Love Massage Oil scent is called "Purple Passion". The oil itself is tinted purple, and smells lightly of grape, but it DOES NOT taste good. This one is not meant for tasting, in my opinion. It is however, a warming oil, so it feels amazing when used for a massage. A little goes a long way with this one, as it is relatively runny. Because of its consistency and the fact that we didn't use very much at once, we got about five uses out of the Purple Passion.

The bottle of Toy Cleaner is also 1 oz. and lasts decently. It is anti-bacterial, and works best when used on toys before and after use, followed by rinsing with warm water. If you plan on using the anal toys that are included, I would definitely recommend using the toy cleaner before and after use, as well as soap and warm water every once in awhile.

The Hooch that was included was Fuzzy Navel flavored, and came on its own little keychain. Because it does not say that it is lubricant on the bottle, it can be used as a discreet keychain to make sure you've always got some lube when the mood strikes. This lubricant is definitely made for tasting, and has a somewhat sticky consistency. It's relatively thick, but in a good way. It's not drippy.

One thing that I really love about this kit is that it includes diverse products. It comes with three liquids and they each have different uses. No two products in here serve the exact same purpose, which I like.
    • Smooth
    • Textured
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I absolutely love the taste of the Fuzzy Navel Hooch. It tastes like sweet peaches. Boyfriend is not a huge fan of it, though. It may not be great for everyone, but I like it. It has a very light peach scent that is barely detectable. This is nice, because many lubricants have overpowering smells that can be irritating.

As for the Purple Passion, don't try to eat it. Boyfriend made that mistake and had to go rinse out his mouth and brush his teeth. It smells like it will taste good, but it definitely doesn't. It's still a great massage oil, just not an edible one.
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell
    • No smell


One of my favorite products included in the kit is the Heart-shaped Massager. It's an interesting concept, and works just like a reusable hand warmer. If you're familiar with those, you'll have no problem with this one. If you aren't, it's easy to use anyway and comes with the instructions on the wrapper. It's powered by molecular reactions. The heart shaped pad is sealed and contains a watery liquid and a small metal disk. When you flex the metal disk the molecular reaction starts and causes the liquid to crystallize and produce heat. This makes for a perfect massager, because as the liquid crystallizes it also hardens. After about 20-30 minutes it cools down and stays hard. It's completely reusable, which is why I like it so much. All you have to do is boil it in a pot on the stove to dissolve the crystals. After it cools down you can start all over again! I love to have massages with this heart. It doesn't get too hot, but it stays warm for a long time, so it feels great on my back.

The Mini-Mite Massager that was included is very easy to use. It requires one AA battery that is not included. It is VERY high powered, and will probably be too strong for some. I used it once, and then elected to get out one of my personal favorite vibrators instead. It was very strong, which I like, but I tend to prefer rabbit vibes over all others. This vibe would be a good addition to any collection, and comes with four different massage attachments for elevated pleasure.


All of the included products come inside the red Pipedream bag, with the lock in place and the keys tied to the handle, along with a tag that details all of the included items. Each item inside is wrapped individually, some with instructions, and each have text labels on the wrappers.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

The Lover's Lotto Cards add a very cute and playful touch to the kit. Each has a Where, When and What section with nine hearts total to scratch. For instance, one might end up saying What: Rub Erogenous Zones; Where: At work; When: Lunch Break; after being scratched off. They're very fun, and 12 cards are included in all.

Another instant classic for us was the Bondage Tape. I'd always wanted to try this stuff out, because it's so innovative. It only sticks to itself to minimize pain and discomfort, which I find fascinating. The tape was the first thing that we tried out. Turns out, it upholds every claim made about it. The tape only sticks to itself, is pretty binding when used tightly, and comes off easily. It's even reusable. Ours was red, to match everything else in the kit.

Another accessory that is fun to use in conjunction with the bondage tape is the Love Mask. While it doesn't feel nearly as soft as it looks in the picture on the tag, it is made well and doesn't rip. The material feels kind of like plastic, and it's sort of uncomfortable. However, it's easy to ignore these things when in the middle of a foreplay session.

Personal comments

We have yet to try out the Love Beads and the Mini Butt Plug. Truthfully, we probably never will because as a couple we haven't quite come around to the idea of anal play. Even back door intercourse has yet to be experienced. While we probably won't ever use these two items, I like having them anyway. Should the mood ever strike, I'll have two different toys to satisfy my craving.

If you're into anal play, this is a great kit. But it seems like it's mostly for beginners, as the butt plug is rather small (which I like because it's non-threatening!) and the anal beads are pretty small too. There are five of them on a little string, with a ring at the end (for gripping, I assume). Both were red in our kit.


All of the experiences that we had during use were heightened by the products included in the kit. We liked every single item we tried — except one. The Heart Shaped "Love Ring" is made of pure evil, I suspect. It's very small and has a jelly texture. When sliding it on, it pulls at skin and hair, and there's no good way to keep it stretched enough to not be painful. After I put it on Boyfriend, within about two minutes his man parts were a sickly purple color from loss of circulation. We decided that the Love Ring was definitely not for us, and got it off of him as quickly (but not painlessly) as possible. We might have experienced the trouble because he is unusually thick in the penis area, but I'm guessing that most men would have the same problem. It will definitely hurt to put on, adjust and take off. Aside from our brush with the Heart Shaped Ring of Death, I really enjoyed every other experience brought on by the Bag of Love and its contents.
Follow-up commentary
The only reason I don't really like this anymore is because I just have no use for it. We haven't touched any of the items in months. If I haven't used it in he last 6 months, it's not worth buying in my opinion. Nice product, just not for us, I guess.
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    Great review!
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    Sounds like quite the kit. Thanks for the review!
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    Great review! This kit sounds like it would be nice to try.
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    This looks like it could be fun. Thanks for the review!
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    Thank you for the great review! I wish the bottles were bigger than 1 oz.
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    Great review!
  • Beck
    Thanks for the review. I am sorry you no longer like it. I though a kit would be fun. However they need like build your own kit. That would be fun!
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    nice review!
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