Nipplegasm - vibrating nipple suckers by EdenFantasys - review by Heartthrob

The Nipplegasm is a good idea, but sadly, it just does not work. Although these are nipple suckers, there is a problem in the design. The bullets are removable, therefore there is never a total vacuum inside the toy as there is always a tiny area where air can escape. The result, they don't stay attached. These do not suck at all and only hold on for a few seconds. If you do get the suckers to work, the vibrations will knock them right off. So, what to do? Easy, get a group of friends and take turns seeing how long you can each keep the suckers on your nipples for. Take a drink each time one falls off (drink responsibly of course and make sure you have a designated driver and a drink limit included in the game). The one who keeps the suckers on the longest and through the most modes of vibration wins. Wins what you might ask? It's up to you!

These are made from 100% silicone and can be sterilized (assuming you remove the bullets first) by boiling or washing in your dishwasher (top rack). They are super soft and velvety and super squishy. The bulbs are swirled with ridges, but these do not have any function other than for decoration and perhaps grip.

The toy has very little odor and no taste at all.

These things are huge! They are over an inch long and about half an inch wide. The bullet adds a lot of weight, which only makes them fall off sooner. The toy should fit everyone, but alas it just does not stick for very long. You can put it on a little roughly and get it to stick for a little while longer. It is not very comfortable as it is weighty and is not for prolonged use. It is not adjustable.

There is a bullet inside each sucker. Push the power button and hold it for about five seconds to turn the unit on. The vibrations are intense!

1: Quick pulse with long pulse
2: Strong pulsation
3: Intermittent vibration with pulsation
4: Pulse with intermittent pulse
5: Roller coaster
6: Quick pulse
7: Pulse
8: Escalating pulsation
9: Slow roller coaster
10: Intensity building pulsation
11: Pulsation with a strong finish
12: Patterned pulsation

To switch through the modes, push the power button. To turn the unit off, hold the power button.

The unit charges with a USB charger. Each bullet has a port in the middle. To charge, remove each bullet and plug in.

The vibrations stimulate the nipple area intensely, unfortunately, they also help to knock the suckers off.

To clean wash with warm soap and water or a toy cleaner. To sterilize, remove bullets and boil or place in the top rack of the dishwasher. You can also wipe it down with rubbing alcohol. Store away from your other silicone toys.

The toy comes in a clear plastic bag. Instructions are not provided.

We tried sticking these on the both of us. I am a D cup, and he is, well, nothing. The unit would not stay on very long; however, it did stay on him longer than me. It gave us a good laugh and then I invented the game to go along with it. Hey, why not?