Peter licker kit - lubricant by Doc Johnson - review by Arren

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Tasty enough to eat right out of the tube.

These are great for using to liven things up a little or to cover up the taste of a sex toy. Not good for lube as they have sugar in them. Other than that they are wonderful.
Great taste, Good thickness and texture.
Non discreet packaging, Sticky.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
It would be prudent of me to say, right off the bat, that I've not slept with a guy in, umm, a very very long time, so the only blow jobs that I've given recently have been to dildos. These can be extraordinarily handy for that, given that some of the toys out there can have some really horrible after tastes.

Do keep in mind that these are not lubes, just flavoring. Like any liquid, they will work to make whatever you're working on a little slicker, but these are too much like jelly for them to work as anything more than flavoring. And here's a plus: they actually taste good. Like candy, really. Like liquid Jolly Ranchers.

As I said before, they work well to cover less than pleasant flavors, so if you're working with a dildo like the Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock, which has a very distinct and pretty unpleasant flavor, these will do wonders.

I'm sure that these would also spice up other situations as well. I'm just coming at it from my own personal frame of reference and a good dose of practicality.

They do last a good while, still taste-able (though much thinner) after 10 minutes or so depending on how vigorous you are. There's a good thickness factor here so you won't have to use much either.

The only thing that I can think of that you might want to be aware of is that they do have sugar in them so they get pretty sticky (hence the whole "not a lube" thing). The good news is that they are water based so whatever you miss with your mouth will rinse off really easily.

I'm not sure if they stain or not because of the coloring and the sugar, so that might be a factor to watch out for. I think I might get a scrappy white T-shirt to use just for testing this in the future.

Each individual bottle has the words "Peter Licker" on them in big letters, so the packaging is not particularly discreet, but the labels are easy enough to remove. These are also small enough for travel, though honestly, unless you're having sex in the airplane bathrooms, it would probably just be better to put them in your checked luggage if you have any.
Follow-up commentary
These are great. They last a long time on skin as well as in the bottle (you don't have to use much in order to get the desired effect). They taste great too.

The important thing to remember about these is that they are not lube, just flavoring and they can get a bit sticky.

I still don't know if they stain so that might be something to watch out for as well.
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My Peter licker kit tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Sensory play
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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    Great review
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    You have tempted me to get these just as something to snack on when I have those after-sex sugar cravings!!!

    Great review
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    Nice review!
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